Satanists are coming to kill your family

TotalBiscuit · 2004-12-28, 03:02 PM

This is a newletter that St. Mary's church in Colorado Springs sent
out this week...
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" If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord! Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young,
susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,
darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate
attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if
five or more of the following are applicable to your
child
:-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed
crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in
death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or
anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol. -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts,
burns or partakes in any other method of
self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses
pain to detract from the light of God and His love.
Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake
during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form
of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the
idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
(Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include:
Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca,
Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or
anything else that contains these various phrases:
"I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.If five or more of these apply to
your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic
culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If
any of these problems persist, enlist your child into
your local mental health center. ~St. Mary's Catholic
Church "

A phrase springs to mind. 'I've got no problem with God, it's just his fan club I can't stand'

TB.

Setari · 2004-12-28, 03:16 PM

i thought goths were just pale attention whores who choose to be angry at their parents often for no reason.

also many of these points are baseless and have nothing to do with goth people and are just ignorant.

TotalBiscuit · 2004-12-28, 03:27 PM

What really gets me is the dangerous cult remark aimed at philosophy, hinduism and buddism.

TB.

Fragmatic · 2004-12-28, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by TotalBiscuit

violently shakes head to music

Hydralisk · 2004-12-28, 03:32 PM

These pertain to me out of that list, however I am probably the farthest person from gothic you could ever hope to find, seriously.
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-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake
during the night.
-violently shakes head to music.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a
few examples of this.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates

Thats 9... Oh shit =[

Rbstr · 2004-12-28, 03:35 PM

The real question is how many people truly belive this kid of stuff.

Liquidtide · 2004-12-28, 03:50 PM

"Expresses an interest in sex"

Shit an I never thought I was a goth?!?

ObnoxiousFrog · 2004-12-28, 04:04 PM

I wear light blue button up shirts, khakis and sensible loafers, part my hair and listen to steven curtis chapman, yet every night i sacrifice a virgin 8 year old girl to any nameless god and lie naked in her blood.

What am I?

MrPaul · 2004-12-28, 04:11 PM

That's not serious right?
(No "Thankyou, Sherlock! remarks please.)

I used to be semi - gothic. 'til I realised I looked a right and utter cunt.

DaShiznit · 2004-12-28, 04:37 PM

I've got, like, half of those (but none of the goth ones). And I'm curious as to when Buddhism became a "Dangerous Cult Religion". Asshats.

Mr1337Duck · 2004-12-28, 05:10 PM

:-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Not gothic, but I do listen to rock, and to these folks that must count.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (I kinda do, but not really. I'm not overly religious, but I consider myself a Christian, and screw sports, sports suck.)
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake
during the night.
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Violently shakes head to music.
-Expresses an interest in sex.
-Masturbates

Holy god, I have 13 of 'em! I'm a depressive goth loser, someone help me. Nevermind that I think goths are whiny antisocial jackasses like my brother, nevermind that I'm Christian, nevermind that I'm a conservative (you ever seen a conservative goth? Probably not. Maybe a few Hitler-worshippers, but they're stupid fucks anyway.), nevermind that I'm fairly respectful of people who don't get way on my bad side, and nevermind that normal people wear black clothes, too.

MrPaul · 2004-12-28, 05:20 PM

It reminds me of this.

Lusence · 2004-12-28, 05:36 PM

Dude im not goth. Im a prep rebel punk hardcore professional with some christain pagan blue collar white collar uncle whitey cracker.

Sabinius · 2004-12-28, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by TotalBiscuit

A phrase springs to mind. 'I've got no problem with God, it's just his fan club I can't stand'
TB.

love it, hehe
and children are just trying to fit in, and are being retards why at it
friggin christians

Originally Posted by TotalBiscuit

expresses an interest in sex

SHNAP a natural thing that we're fucking BORN with
we're BORN so we can reproduce, thats how evolution made us

fucking retards, better convert every single FUCKING person on the
earth. And its also the only reason we're alive today. REPENT REPENT

Lusence · 2004-12-28, 05:53 PM

Ok im missing the point here. So your making fun of religion now? Hmmmm. Thats probally smart.
You relize the bible and religion is full of people like you. You have to actually be smart and read inbetween the lines and bullshit if you want to find the 'truth'.

You dont get heaven. You dont get hell. You dont get earth. You get nothing. Go ahead repent... Then go do it again. The hebrew preists murdered Jesus so you can live a life in sin, right?

You should actually read and study it before you dismiss it and the followers of such words. Reminds me of a story. A relegious one. http://www.keyway.ca/htm2002/barabas.htm