Server Problem

[Catfart]

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GLOBAL ADMIN: USER HIGBY HAS LOGGED ON

Higby: Hi Guys. We are having a few server problems. Could I ask you to not all congregate in the same hex. Thanks.
Higby: It may be the greatest three way since Charlie Sheen invited Lindsey Lohan and Snooki to a party at a cocaine factory, but I still need you to spread out a bit. Thanks
Higby: No need for that sort of language. All I'm asking for is a bit of co-operation while we sort this problem out. Thanks.
Higby: Come on folks, a little help here. My monitor is showing 2,500 people attacking the crown, that's too many.
Higby: Yes I know the last patch was f@@@@d and allowed any number of people onto a server.
Higby: No it's not a new feature, you're exploiting a bug.
Higby: Yes, I accept that we should have tested it better.
Higby: I'll pass that message onto the Test Manager, but I'm not doing the hand gesture. Now will you please move to other bases. Thanks
Higby: Hmm, the server is showing all processors are at 100%, the lag must be atrocious!
Higby: No worse than after a patch? Ho ho, very funny
Higby: Now listen you little OBSCENTY_DETECTED OBSCENITY_DETECTED if you dont OBSCENITY_DETECTED right now I'm going to OBSCENITY_DETECTED and then OBSCENITY_DETECTED
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Higby: OK. Sorry about that
Higby: Yes, yes, your right. I apologise.
Higby: Ok, I apologise with cheese on.
Higby: No it wasnt very customer service orientated.
Higby: Yes I realise there are children logged on
HIGBY: No I wouldnt kiss my wife with that mouth
HIGBY: Would I kiss my wife's what? You foul little OBSCENTY_DETECTED OBSCENITY_DETECTED your going to find a OBSCENTY_DETECTED OBSCENITY_DETECTED Reaver shoved so far up your OBSCENTY_DETECTED OBSCENITY_DETECTED you'll be spitting bullets for a OBSCENTY_DETECTED OBSCENITY_DETECTED
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HIGBY: OK, really sorry about that.
Higby: No I dont need a glass of water, I'm good. But thanks.
Higby: The point is all the server warnings are now flashing red, I need you to log out NOW. Thanks.
Higby: Compensation? I dont know about that. What did you have in mind?
Higby: No
Higby: No
Higby: Not in a million years.
Higby: Do what to the Vanu? I dont know what that is.
Higby: Oh there's a website about it. Hang on, I'll take a look
Higby: Eeeeeeewww!! No.
Higby: OK. Yes I could add a few minor features to the roadmap.
Higby: Truck nuts for the Sunderer? Err... I'll get back to you on that one.
Higby: I dont think being able to cert into having a Reaver shoved up you so you can spit bullets fits in with the Planetside lore.
Higby: Allow Aimbots? I dont think so. They stay banned
Higby: Dont be sarcastic,you know that is not a change in policy. They have always been banned.
Higby: What? The NC are being pushed back! Hang on comrades, I'm on my way.
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Higby: Man that is a great fight!
Higby: I didnt know you could stack Galaxy's like that.
Higby: Wait, is that smoke coming out of the server?
Higby: It cant be because the smoke grenade is bugged. Yes, haha.
Higby: Hang on it's glowing now!
Higby: This is not good.
Higby: Err... I think you need to logout now guys
Higby: OBSCENTY_DETECTED run!
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Higby: Holy sh@t! Half the server room has melted together!
Higby: Ae you guys OK?
Higby: You're still fighting? How?
Higby: What?
Higby: BFRs? No we have not snuck BFRs in
Higby: Great new content? Well thanks we worked really hard and
Higby: No wait, there's no new content
Higby: How many certs for Heat Vision? Err..
Higby: No, I dont know which classes can use Light Sabres
Higby: Best way to kill a Dragon??
Higby: .......
Higby: Oh Sh@t
Higby: Err... Welcome to EverPlanetside Wars Universe?
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[Sonny]

Haha, nice

[Catfart]

Thanks.