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2004-01-07, 10:21 PM
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Amendment I, Bill of Rights, Constitution of the United States of America
Freedom of Religion, Speech, Press, Assembly, and Petition Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. Amendment IX Rights not Listed The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Freedom is a rose, and every rose has thorns.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-07, 10:33 PM
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AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story is not intended to slander against any particular race, creed, or political group.
Chapter 1: SIEG HEIL! "White citizens of the New Conglomerate. Destiny is calling you!" The New Conglomerate National Socialist Worker's Party (Nazi for short) was holding a rally outside of the Esamir Gate Base on the NC Sanctuary. Parading in front of them was their sponsored outfit- Waffen-SS. Their tag was simply |SS|. This party drew its prinicples from the ancient Nazi party. Often compared to the Terran Republic, it was outlawed for being racist. The Terran Republic could never accept racism. Racism created anger. Anger created dissent. It was simple. This party broke all the rules. Their rule, once elected, was going to be freer than the Terran Republic, as long as you were white. This party was evil in its purest form. Thus, there were protestors. Numerous people were screaming at them while the Waffen-SS soldiers marched along, ignoring it all. Most curious of all was their outfit emblem. It resembled a broken cross. "I swear. I hate these guys." muttered xmodium. "You got that right. If the fucking weapons lock weren't on, I'd like to put a slug in the head of the goon on the megaphone." replied AztecWarrior, who was Hispanic, thus hated by them. "Why the hell does the New Conglomerate allow these assholes here?" asked Rbstr, up and coming Reaver pilot. It got better.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-07, 10:40 PM
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Chapter 2: Workers of the world, UNITE!
Right down Main Street of New Conglomerate City, the All-NC Sanctuary Soviet Leninist Party (a.k.a Communists) was also rallying. "Comrades! The hour is upon us. We have separated from the Terran Republic. Let us show them the power of Communism! Vote for us in the upcoming election, and we promise A Great Leap Ahead!" Communism was not popular at all, either. Humanity would be classist forever. That, combined with the removal of civil rights and state running of industries made a vote for this party effectively a vote for chaos, in the view of most New Conglomerate citizens. Marching down the street, their sponsored outfit, the First Shock Divison. They also bore a curious outfit logo- A yellow sickle intertwined with a yellow hammer, inside of a red star. Overhead, Liberator bombers of the 334th Guards Divison screamed overhead, flying in formation with red smoke. The last aircraft dragged a huge picture of Communism''s founders- Karl Marx and Vladmir Ilyich Lenin. The citizens were screaming at them from the windows. Another extreme party, but on the opposite end of the spectrum. Which meant one thing: Nazis HATE Communists, and vice-versa.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-07, 10:55 PM
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Chapter 3: Rumble
~Later that day, 1400 hours~ The Communists were still in NC City when the Nazis came in. As soon as they met on the street, orders were given out. It didn't matter that the others were in the same armor. They were of opposite ideologies. They were to be terminated. Knives were drawn on both sides. "This is your moment to prove yourselves! Disregard the blue and yellow armor of the Communists! They are wolves in sheep's clothing. They are the enemy, just as our enemies are the Vanu and the Terrans! March forward and defeat them! SIEG HEIL!" "Comrades! The mad Fascist beasts are rushing at us! TO ARMS!" Agent Black Widow was watching from the rooftops. She was ordered to by NC High Command to serve as an early warning for the event which was about to happen. "Black Widow to NC High Command, they've just drawn knives. Get the Riot police over here NOW!" Agent ***** was on the other end of the phone call. "Copy that, Agent. Where are you?" "I am on top of the Auraxis Engineering office." "Stay there. Don't get down unless the building catches fire. These two groups hate each other's guts. I'll plug you in to dispatch. Hold on." "NC Police, what is your emergency?" "Warrant Officer Black Widow here, the Nazis and Commies are about to kill each other, they're having a face off. NC High Command orders mobilization of the riot police." "We just got the order. Mobilizing from 4th Precinict. We'll be there in 30 seconds." 4th Precininct was just a few blocks away. She could zoom in and see it. Sure enough, people in Reinforced Armor came out. They had modified Rocklets firing stun rockets and modified Pounders firing tear gas canisters. Each one of them had Surge for this reason. They Surged ahead and managed to get between the groups. There were about 20 riot cops. There had to be at least 100 Communists and maybe 80 Nazis. It's a good thing the police didn't have weapon locks. "CEASE AND DESIST! PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATIONS ONLY!" "Press on, Comrades! Ignore the..." One of the cops fired a stun rocket. They exploded on contact and had no shrapnel, instead discharging a powerful electric charge. The Red announcer was hit and fell to the ground, convulsing. After that, the Communists backed down. The Nazis kept on going. "GAS WALL! GAS WALL!" screamed the leading police officer. The 10 Pounders fired gas rounds all along the street. The Nazis backed down. "We will bury you!" screamed the Nazi on the megaphone. "Jesus. Why can't they slug it out on Cyssor or something?" asked Sgt. Perry.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-07, 11:08 PM
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Chapter 4: AGN Auraxis-wide edition
You are listening to the AGN. Aurrraxis Global Network! Hello, this is Marsman, reporting for AGN. Top story tonight comes from the NC Sanctuary. The New Conglomerate National Socialist Worker's Party and the All-NC Sanctuary Soviet Leninist Party are polar political opposites. They hate each other. Both the National Socialists, or Nazis, and the Leninists, or Communists, have been banned both the Terran Republic and the Vanu Sovereignty. However, in the New Conglomerate, both parties are allowed. This freedom of assembly was tested today as both parties boldly scheduled rallies today, knowing that the other party also had a rally today. After the Nazis completed their sweep of the military bases, they marched into NC City, and right into the Communist rally. Had it not been for almost instant NC riot police response, there would surely have been a huge mob fight. Nobody was hurt. We bring in Professor Schauenberger, a Vanu Sovereignty expert on politics...
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-07, 11:09 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-07, 11:16 PM
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Chapter 5: To victory!
~1200 hours next day~ At a fine restaurant, a few leading Nazis came in to discuss the previous day's events and to plan ahead. Present was the leader or the party, the party deputy, the party secretary, a few advisors, and the outfit leader. They were all in NC uniform. "I believe that it is time for our brave soldiers to face the other factions. Already, they are filled with hate. Turned against the enemy, the fight will be like a rabid dog versus a mouse." said the outfit leader. "An excellent idea. However, we do need parade soldiers for the upcoming elections. We're marching every day next week." said an advisor. "I have an idea. We send them out and get them back before the rallies. Then they can boast of their military exploits, gaining us votes." proposed the party deputy. "An excellent idea, Hess. We'll go with that." said the party leader. Someone got up from the nearest table and left the restaurant. "Damn! That swine next to us was a Communist! He was on the megaphone, remember?" said the secretary. "No matter. If they show up, we shall fight them as well." said the leader.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-08, 09:44 PM
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I've noticed a complete lack of replies, despite 34 views. Do you not like the topic? Am I going in a wrong direction? Are you afraid of punishment as I again bravely tread the thin line between FF and slander?
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-08, 11:35 PM
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Chapter 6: Bullshit Bingo
~Next day, 1500 hours~ "So the guy bust into your apartment via the fire escape, the alarms didn't go off because he EMPed them, got in, stole the stuff, and then killed you?" 'Exactly!" "Even though weapons lock is on." "Maybe it was an illegal weapon." "And all of this happened because the Nazi was cheating on your wife?" Detective Wong of the New Conglomerate City Police was interviewing an alleged murder victim. "Yes." "So he killed you by shooting his own legs first, then he dragged you to the bathroom, shot you in the feet, and let you bleed to death?" "Yes! I was framed!" "Look, I know you don't need a lawyer, but for God's sake just confess now. You killed him and then your wife to frame him." "I won't say anything else until I get a lawyer." Black Widow, Aztec's wife, entered the office. "If it isn't detective Wong. Is Lieutenant Jackson busy?" she said, smiling. "No, but I sure am." He wasn't too friendly. He was still a little bit bitter towards her. They had dated for a while in college, with disastrous results. She walked, in Agile armor and not the usual Infiltration suit, towards Deputy Chief George Jackson's office. The secretary stopped her. "Lieutenant's at the shooting range downstairs." "Thanks." She went down to the subterranean shooting range. The Lieutenant was there with several other fast-response riot team members. "I figured I'd get some practice before the next brawl." he said with a Southern accent when he saw her coming down the stairs. "It's getting really bad up there. The crime rate's skyrocketed in the last few days." "Hell, Wong's working on a case right now. A Communist killed his wife and shot some guy off the street and dragged him in to cover it up. He blames the Nazis." "Shit." She reached for her pack of cigarettes. After lighting one, she sat down with Jackson on one of the benches. "Command wants to know exactly how ready you are now." "We're ready now, damnit. A quick stop at the terminal, in-vehicle breifing, we can be anywhere in a few minutes." "Are you sure? You did a fine job two days ago, but we're getting rumors that they're going to have a huge fight sometime soon. Maybe even in 24 hours. The whole city. There could be casualties." "So is command bumping up alert status?" "Yes." "Well, we'll be on 24 hour alert then." "We also know that the Nazis are moving out to Esamir. Guess who's going to be there with them?" "They never do get over each other, do they?" "Nope. So stay sharp then. That's it. Good luck." "Good luck, Agent."
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-08, 11:36 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-01-08, 11:51 PM
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Chapter 7: AGN Special Broadcast, NC Sanctuary edition
We come to you live from the Presidential Mansion where the President is about to talk about the revent violence in the Sanctuary. Here he goes... "Citizens of the New Conglomerate. Two days ago, the New Conglomerate National Socialist Worker's Party and the All-NC Sanctuary Soviet Leninist Party met violently when they met during their marches. Thanks to the brave and quick action of Deputy Chief George Jackson's Fourth Precinict riot team, bloodshed was prevented. However, we are recieving increasing warnings of an wave of violence expected in the near future. This can simply not happen. "In these crucual wartime days, we cannot permit ourselves to be fragmented. We must remain strong and allied against our only two enemies: The Terran Republic and the Vanu Sovereignty. Violence against rival parties or ideaologies in our Conglomerate is simply intolearable and is nothing less than treason. "As I speak, various criminals, assassins, and rabble-rousers are framing crimes to appear as the opposite party was responsible. This must end. Law enforcement is already dealing with contingency plans for the Sanctuary. The flood of these crimes is effectively blocking the police's ability to enforce the laws. "However, our law enforcement is far from weak. As demonstrated two days ago, we are capable of stopping the violence almost before it begins. Our highly trained and well-equipped force is ready at any moment to mobilize. "Citizens, we must learn to be a fraternity, a brotherhood, of those who oppose the others. We are not trying to brainwash you to our ways, we are trying to stop in-faction rivalry. "I leave you with the wise words of our Freedom Father Benjamin Franklin. 'Surely, we must hang together, or we will surely hang seperately.' Good night."
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. Last edited by AztecWarrior; 2004-01-08 at 11:54 PM. |
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, i didnt quit get the beggining chapter 
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