Military Warning Labels

[MrVicchio]

MILITARY WARNING LABELS

"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket
Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -U..S.
Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed
to always hit the ground." -U.S.A.F. Ammo

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's
left of your unit." -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you
just bombed." -U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry
Journal

"Tracers work both ways." -U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." -David
Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an
ambush." -Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." -Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown

Marine Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your
Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

[Setari]

[Dharkbayne]

Originally Posted by Setari

[EarlyDawn]

Originally Posted by MrVicchio

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry
Journal

I believe that's from Murphy's Laws, as well.

[Rbstr]

Originally Posted by MrVicchio

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed
to always hit the ground." -U.S.A.F. Ammo

[FlakMan]

Originally Posted by Military Warning Label

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's
left of your unit." -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

[SecondRaven]

Very true statments

[Black]

Originally Posted by MrVicchio

"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop

[Peacemaker]

Funny.

[martyr]

see:
murphy's laws of combat
skippy's list

[FlakMan]

http://www.skippyslist.com

It looks like it's dead though

[martyr]

yeah, you have to get the google cached version

[FlakMan]

Google cached version?

[martyr]

even google's cache has dropped it, but here's an archived copy of the brilliance:

http://anticipatoryretaliation.blogs...n_archive.html

[Fragmatic]

Not allowed to sing 'High Speed Dirt' by Megadeth during airborne operations. ('See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker')

WOO!