Lost: One Salt Shaker

[Unregistered]

Can anyone guess why I wore a Hawian Shirt to work today?

Can you Guess where I'll be going tonight?

Has anyone seen my long lost shacker of salt?

Can Dogs really be Parriot Heads?

Here's a Hint:

Nibblin' on sponge cake
Watchin' the sun bake
All of those tourists covered with oil
Strummin' my six-string
On my front porch swing
Smell those shrimp they're beginnin' to boil

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's nobody's fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin' to show but this brand new tattoo
But it's a real beauty
A Mexican cutie
How it got here I haven't a clue

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
Now I think
Hell, it could be my fault

I blew out my flip-flop
Stepped on a pop-top
Cut my heel had to cruise on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville
Searching for my lost shaker of salt
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know it's my own damn fault
Yes and some people claim that there's a woman to blame
And I know it's my own damn fault

[Manitou]

I like Buffet tables.

[RandoM]

is that a haikou?

[Zarparchior]

I prefer pepper... most of the time.

[Unregistered]

Pepper on the rim of your Margarita?!?!?!

You sir are a sick individual.

[Zarparchior]

On a margarita? Hmm... Instead of salt, they should put sugar there. Or some of that sour-sugar that goes on all of those sour fruity twists. It would taste better methinks.

[Unregistered]

Wait a minute here.............

Your not even 21 yet!!! So it's a good thing you don't know that Salt is what goes on yer margarita

[Zarparchior]

Noooooooooooooooo!!!

My secrets out! I'm under the drinking age!

Arrrrgggghhhh... (sounds of a sputtering death)

No one truly appreciates a mostly-adult person it seems... except most people.

[Flashingfish]

ahaha.....sorry I just remember the legal drinking age in America is 21....suckers ;p

[Unregistered]

So your from the UK then are you?

or maybe from Canada?

[Unregistered]

Well it's been fun, but now it's time to head off to the Jimmy Buffet concert and see if I can't find that damn Salt Shacker!!

[Rayzer]

Went to Buffets concert about a month ago....fugging awesome. Such a good time.