I lost my arms, cant masturbate.

[ABRAXAAS]

Seriously, i was just watching CNN and this kid lost his arms in an explosion and besides the most obvious problems associtaed with loosing your arms, how do you whack off and I wunder if the make a prosthetic for that

[Sputty]

He could always have sex

[ABRAXAAS]

pffff! whatever , sex takes to much work sometimes a good whacks all yah need to cure the urge . dont get me wrong I love sex and i have a hard time going a whole day without it, but sometime you dont have the time or enegy to commit a whole hour or 2 to pleasing your girlfriend when 2 to 3 min will do it

[Bighoss]

Originally posted by Sputty
He could always have sex

it might be harder to get a girl if you don't have any arms... of course there is always sympathy sex

[Zarparchior]

Only ABRAXAAS could look at person with no arms and say "OMG! How does he masturbate?"

I dunno though... Maybe he'll become very limber?

[Doobz]

autu erotic oral stimulation? is that possible? oh wait, it was on SNL, which means it must be possible

[Sputty]

Bah, that sems a little icky IMO. If you like giving oral sex then ok, just don't come near me

[Headrattle]

When i saw it I was wondering how does he play computer games. Then I thought, how does he masturbate in between playing computer games. Then I thought how does he play computer games between masturbations.

[Spider]

I like giving oral!!! To a girl

In fact some people (as me) like to give more then to receive muahaha

I'm a pleasure factory for tha ladies

edit: Poor kid

[Led]

"I lost my arms, cant masturbate."

I told you to quit trying to catch my grenades, Ab

[Hamma]

I would jump off a bridge.

[Squeeky]

I remember watching howard stern, And this guy was 20, and he wacked off with his feet, because he was born without legs

[Hamma]

You mean without arms?

[AztecWarrior]

[Strygun]

Originally posted by Hamma


You mean without arms?

Silly hamma..he uses his dismembered feet by holding them in his hands!