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TheSHiFT · 2003-04-14, 06:22 AM

so thats why im liberal

mikkyT · 2003-04-14, 06:24 AM

5. Are there semen stains on your son's bed sheets or underwear? There's only one way they could have gotten there! Line up all of your sons at least twice a day for a family Prayer Meeting and Underwear Check!

They obviously havent heard of "wet dreams". A normal bodily function of pubesent males leading to an emission of semen whilst sleeping. THis is not linked to errotic thoughts.

Anyway, as usual you guys have missed the point of this website

IT IS A JOKE GUYS.

Amazing how such subtile humour escapes the grasp of many peeps.

simba · 2003-04-14, 10:56 AM

11. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime. Boxing gloves are pretty hard to take off without someone's help. If you do this you can sleep soundly, knowing that your children aren't touching themselves in an impure way.

HAHAHAHA, GG SQUEEKY!

That shit was 2 funny