Omg....

[Squeeky]

This is absurd

Absurdness

[TimberWolf2K]

"9. Have you caught your child Masturbating? If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating."



Christians all need to be locked in one big chirch and left there to preach their Jibba jabba to eachother till they all realise its BS and ask to go home

since when was masterbation a Sin?
I dont remember reading "If those does bashith thien bishop, thow shall be cast into the fiery pits of Hell for all time"

.................Assbaskets....


Nice find Squeeks

[Zatrais]

Amusing people.

[MrVicchio]

OMG if you can't see parady for what it is you need to be forced to watch wierd al videos for 7 days with no sleep.

[PR24]

Preventing and Treating Teen Masturbation

If your child Masturbates, there are steps you can take to stop the problem. If your child doesn't Masturbate, there are things you can do to prevent it.
1. Remove your child's bedroom door

[Squeeky]

My mom could take off my door, She could tape my hands behind my back, I got my feet like that guy who was born without no hands. Thats how he does it, There are no precautions anyone could take to prevent me from masturbating

[RandoMTerroR]

Originally posted by Squeeky
My mom could take off my door, She could tape my hands behind my back, I got my feet like that guy who was born without no hands. Thats how he does it, There are no precautions anyone could take to prevent me from masturbating

Exept maybe for cutting your willie off...

Id say that would do the trick, no?

[Squeeky]

That would suck

[Sputty]

Squeeky would take his disattached penis and still try to masturbate

[Squeeky]

[Mtx]

chasity belt.

[Robot]

i bet this is all the work of those lesbians

[Sputty]

But...hotT lesbians owns all. Except Squeeky's ass!

[Civilian]

When I first read this, I thought it was a joke. But I went to the homepage, and they are actually serious about this. They should change the title to "Warning signs that child is an adolescent". And, I guarantee you, this graph is not based on factual statistics:

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill.../realgraph.gif

This should answer your question Timber:

Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Oh if I could only hack, this page would be so much worse than the Queens of the Stoneage is satan music page.

*going to masturbate 6 or 7 times today in protest *

[Doobz]

that is the single most funny page i have ever read, i laughed so hard