Tale of a just TK

[Sando138]

The first time someone purposely TKs me, i'm going to ask him why. if he says its MY FAULT for getting blasted, well, lets say the end result will probably be very messy on his part.

[MilitantB0B]

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
Oh, BTW...
He also said that HE wouldn't own me if i didn't fly anymore....
Jeez...

That makes me wanna start a emerald character named "ZshazzsPrivateHell" and TK him constantly. If you need me to put the hit out on him, just let me know.

[EODTech]

Makes me wana start a new squad "TK Death Squad" and go around killing these assclowns. Maybe we could petition the Dev to make us up some specical skins like old Nazi death squads and the abliity to see how many grief point you have. And we could travel around and say "You are a traitor and you're TKing is helping the enemy" then we all pump him full of decimators.
I know its a pipe dream but it would be fun.

[1024]

I say we make it martial law that people that post on PSU must kill Zshazz whenever they see him. That'll teach him to tk peoplefor ALMOST doing stuff. What a dumbfuk...

[CynicalMage]

Those rotten Tkers get all over. We had one in the Vanu.
Can't exactly remember his name but Soulja would know. I just remember it started with a T.
He was both a Gal and Reaver pilot.
The first time he tried to drown the whole lot of us by ditching the Galaxy in the drink. That didn't work out because he ended up crashing the plane in shallow water.
So then he takes out a reaver and kamikaze's one of our harassers besides rocketing one of our other reavers.
He may still be around but as for which empire, I'm anxious to find out.
I know if I see that character's name, I'll remember it.
Then I'll pass on his name to everybody else.

[Incubus]

Good job Obfrog. I don't think the ass-wad has the cajones to post here, as I am sure you were hoping, but none-the-less, entertaining.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Well, if he does decide to come here, and happens to read this thread, I'm sure he'll try to justify his asshat-ness. Still, I'm glad that 1024 thinks that everyone on PSU should kill Zshazz on sight.
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Good plan.

[ZionsFire]

Indeed

[WildEagle]

This thread rocks

[ObnoxiousFrog]

You know, after reading my report over again, I may just have what it takes to be an AGN field reporter....

But anyways, does anybody else have any "Just TK" stories?

[mistled]

I'm amazed at your self restraint to not kill him before you did. Once someone kills you twice in a row, they are legal game to hunt down without warning and certainly without /tell'ing them.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

O, I didn't tell him. I just gave him my utmost respects after blowing his newb ass to Hell.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

bump.
Sorry to spam this, but I really do want to hear other funny TK stories.

[Destroyeron]

Originally posted by {BOHICA}mistled
I'm amazed at your self restraint to not kill him before you did. Once someone kills you twice in a row, they are legal game to hunt down without warning and certainly without /tell'ing them.

Hell, they kill me once on purpose and I'll waist them.

[RUEN]

one time, i was feeling a little asshat-ish and so i started throwing plasnades all over the place while in inf-suit trying to kill friendlies in a cc, but i was the only one to die... afterwards i got like 7 tells of people saying "LMFAO omg what a f00king n00b!!!11!!!!1" and "serves you right, phuquetard!!!," i deleted that character...