Tale of a just TK

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-05-22, 07:49 PM

(Disclaimer: This happened at the END OF BETA.)
Once upon a time, there was a pilot named ObnoxiousFrog. One day, during a battle over a tower on Cyssor., ObFrog flew past a pilot inferior to himself named Zshazz. In a fit of rage and stupidity, Zshazz shoots down ObFrog's already-damaged Reaver for almost hitting him. As ObFrog goes to the nearby Tech Plant to buy a new Reaver, Zshazz rockets his defenseless prey who did nothing. The following convo ensues:

ObnxiousFrog: Why the fuck did you do that?
Zshazz: For flying like a dumbass.
ObnoxiousFrog: So you shoot me down for dodging fire, then rocket me as I go to get a new plane? Brilliant plan, dumbass!
Zshazz: Yea I did think it was a good plan.

So, as ObFrog is zooming off in his new Reaver, he looks at the ground to see if a pilot there is Zshazz. It is, so he darts off upward. Zshazz, in all of his dumb bastard glory, shoots down ObFrog once again. Chat transcript:

ObnoxiousFrog: wtf?!?
Zshazz: U almost hit me while i was repairing, i would have been royally pissed.
ObnoxiousFrog: So....you shot me down for not hitting you?
Zshazz: Yep
ObnoxiousFrog: Once again, brilliant plan, you royal fucktard

OK, now ObFrog is really pissed. He keeps flying over Cyssor, battling TR as they come, when he falls upon a convoy. A convoy of a Sunderer and.....a Reaver. He scans the aircraft, and God-be-damned, it's Zshazz! Already tasting the sweet nectar of revenge on his lips, ObFrog waits, trailing just beyond sensor range. Then, it happens. Zshazz stops to a hover for a few seconds. The few precious seconds in which ObFrog would wreck his revenge. Launching a full salvo of rockets into Zshazz, ObFrog is completely unremorseful to his deed. He ends his job with one solemn word to his opponent:

ObnoxiousFrog: Fucker

Ridah · 2003-05-22, 07:51 PM

lol

1024 · 2003-05-22, 08:06 PM

HELL FUCKING YA!

KILL THAT FUCKER!

THE OFFICIAL LAW OF A LEGAL T.K. AS DETERMINED BY ME: ONE SHALL ONLY PURPOSELY T.K. ANOTHER IF THE VICTIM PREVIOUSLY ATTACKED SELF OR IS RESTRICITING SELF IN ANY WAY, PARTICULARYLY RESTRICTION OF SELF'S MOTION

Zenny · 2003-05-22, 08:14 PM

OWNED!

That sure was one justified TK!

Lee Fay · 2003-05-22, 08:25 PM

Omg can't believe there are indeed so many fuktards in this game.

I had similar experience, except that guy was in a vanguard.

So I found him gunning his vanguard solo, and I let go all my rockets on my reaver and got my revenge.

To hell!

Gener21839 · 2003-05-22, 08:57 PM

Man thats why I always carry 3 decimators (9 rockets) if anyone decides to FUCK wit me you WILL die. (well vehicles and MAXs). Then I also hold my rocklet, which I just go up to and set it on secondary and let all 6 rockets blast!

Hellsfire123 · 2003-05-22, 09:24 PM

I hate it when you spawn into the sanctuary and you get stuck in a spawntube behind some afk asshole. Thats the only time i really go into a rage about TKing(becuase i CANT).

Sometimes i kill people for being completely stupid. For example, running around a almost captured base with my decimator when the message "This facilities generator is under attack" pops up. So i run off to kill the intruder, and its a friendly av max. So i yell at him to stop and wait for the hack to finish. He turns and shoots me once (bad idea as i was holding a decimator). So i ripped him a new one, and 30 seconds later the base turned friendly.

Destroyeron · 2003-05-22, 09:48 PM

/me adds Zshazz to tk list.

I hate people like that, and If I see him, he'll be dead.

ZionsFire · 2003-05-22, 09:53 PM

What A FUCKARD!

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-05-22, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by Destroyeron
/me adds Zshazz to tk list.

I hate people like that, and If I see him, he'll be dead.

To bad he's NC. Still, if you see him, shoot him with a repeater with AP ammo. I'm sure the zebra fucker won't even see your muzzle flash and go off hunting every friendly withing 100 yards of himself.

Destroyeron · 2003-05-22, 10:06 PM

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
To bad he's NC. Still, if you see him, shoot him with a repeater with AP ammo. I'm sure the zebra fucker won't even see your muzzle flash and go off hunting every friendly withing 100 yards of himself.

I'll join NC for a day, kill him, delete my character and join TR.

Mission Accomplished.

MilitantB0B · 2003-05-22, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by ObnoxiousFrog
He ends his job with one solemn word to his opponent:

ObnoxiousFrog: Fucker

10 points for style! Did he retaliate any after that?

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-05-22, 10:13 PM

Wow. Glad to see other people hate this little poster child for condom use as much as me!

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-05-22, 10:16 PM

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
10 points for style! Did he retaliate any after that?

Nope. I think he quit, actually. I saw him again at a vehicle pad during Twist's "Kill the Dev" contest, but didnt cap him because i was afraid of a mass TK on me because the other people didnt know what was happening with us.

Oh, BTW...
He also said that HE wouldn't own me if i didn't fly anymore....
Jeez...

Destroyeron · 2003-05-22, 10:16 PM

I wanna get PS just to tk all those damn tkers now.