[Fight]Teddy Roosevelt vs. Gandalf

[Cyanide]

Originally Posted by Spee

If gandalf was a complete badass who could cast fireballs and nukes and generally own everything, then Id go for him. But hes a wuss that can make light come out of a staff and a blue bubble come around him, in addition to making people play twister against thier will.


twister Vs. Handgun = Handgun for teh win.

Plus, Gandalf is too happy. TR would be like "What the hell, you from some kinda cult?!" And blow his goddamn head off before Gandalf could even think of casting a spell. And there is no bullet-time-dodge spell.

Fool! Gandalf could turn TRs gun into molten steel and toss his rough riding ass 50 feet in the air before TR had a chance to crap his pants in awe of Gandalfs power.

[OfaLoaf]

Bomb Gandalf.

[xmodum]

100 Tanks, with steel armour and all, against a bunch of people with knifes and swords?
C'mon, they would be so confuzed, the LOTR people would'nt even know how to open a tank, much less blow one up, this discussion is over.

[firecrackerNC]

You are correct,this disscussion is over.Gandalf is teh win.Plus if you kill him he will come back stronger then ever.Plus it would piss the Valar off and not even tanks and planes can stop a pissed off God.

[OfaLoaf]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

You are correct,this disscussion is over.Gandalf is teh win.Plus if you kill him he will come back stronger then ever.Plus it would piss the Valar off and not even tanks and planes can stop a pissed off God.

Lesee... I've seen Gandalf swordfight.... flashlight.... ride a fast horse.

[BUGGER]

If gandalf wins and kills our military, i'm moving to france

[firecrackerNC]

Just because you havent seen him throw fireballs from his ass doesnt mean he cant.Just means he doesnt think your ready to see his full power fools! Plus with the Valar and Il�vatur you be screwed.TR would have to fight all the valar including Manw�, Aul�, Ulmo, Tulkas, Orom�, Irmo, Mandos (Namo), Varda, Yavanna, Nienna, Nessa, V�na, and Vair�.So HAHA!!

[OfaLoaf]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

Just because you havent seen him throw fireballs from his ass doesnt mean he cant.Just means he doesnt think your ready to see his full power fools! Plus with the Valar and Il�vatur you be screwed.TR would have to fight all the valar including Manw�, Aul�, Ulmo, Tulkas, Orom�, Irmo, Mandos (Namo), Varda, Yavanna, Nienna, Nessa, V�na, and Vair�.So HAHA!!

The Valar and Iluwhat? Are they his allies?

[Sputty]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

You are correct,this disscussion is over.Gandalf is teh win.Plus if you kill him he will come back stronger then ever.Plus it would piss the Valar off and not even tanks and planes can stop a pissed off God.

First, you know little about wizards and how they work, second, he may be strong for middle earth, but by modern standards he can make a flashlight and make a bubble around himself. Not all that strong at all. And this has nothing to do with Middle Earth gods, because if it comes down to that, how we see god would fucking pimp slap any of their gods.

[Mr1337Duck]

My God bitch-slaps their gods. You know, and then he shoots them with an X0920393 with laser, scope, silencer, .50 cal, fully auto, grenade launcher, plasma launcher, flamethrower, radiation thing, etc. And he can handle a pimped out gun like the one I just made up because he's just that awesome.

[JetRaiden]

I vote for Teddy, because Im pretty sure he's killed some kind of animal on every continent. Gandalf just....wait what does he do? other then talk and stuff and ward off a few enemies, he didnt do all that much in the movies.

[OfaLoaf]

Gandalf was not chisled onto Mount Rushmore.

[ViperGTS]

Hes not on it...

[OfaLoaf]

Originally Posted by ViperGTS

Hes not on it...

Yes, Gandalf's not on it.
No, TR is on it.

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

Just because you havent seen him throw fireballs from his ass doesnt mean he cant.Just means he doesnt think your ready to see his full power fools! Plus with the Valar and Il�vatur you be screwed.TR would have to fight all the valar including Manw�, Aul�, Ulmo, Tulkas, Orom�, Irmo, Mandos (Namo), Varda, Yavanna, Nienna, Nessa, V�na, and Vair�.So HAHA!!

And we have God.

TR: The evil mages appear to be conjuring powers! God! Show them your might!

*mushroom cloud forms over Middle-Earth*

TR: BULLY! (He said BULLY! when he meant things positively.)