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| View Poll Results: Who would win? | |||
| Teddy Roosevelt |
   
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4 | 33.33% |
| Gandalf |
  
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8 | 66.67% |
| Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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2004-05-10, 11:50 PM
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 Teddy Roosevelt, former US President VERSUS  Gandalf, wizard of LotR fame. I'm really tired and I don't know why I made this, but pick whoever you think would win in a fight. (Magic and firearms are allowed.) EDIT: Fuck me. Forgot to make it a poll. Additionally, I even forgot to put Gandalf in the title, resulting in '[FIGHT]Teddy Roosevelt vs.' Need sleeeeep..... EDIT 2: I'm retarded. I forgot to put in my vote. TR wins it.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-05-10, 11:54 PM
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Not just magic and firearms are allowed. Gandalf can go (attempt) to beat the shit out of TR, but seeing as his STR level is low, being a wizard and all, he would likely be beaten, considering that TR gets a +6 bonus when rolling a 1d6.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-05-10, 11:56 PM
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I want to be on PSU and sleep at the same time. I need Al Gore to give me a direct Interweb-brain link.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-05-10, 11:57 PM
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Wait. What bonus? base attack or damage?  /KnowsYoureFuckingWithHim
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2004-05-11, 08:10 AM
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 Gandalf wins however. You forget his fight with Sauruman, his ability to summon cool creatures, make the room glow dark and of course shove a wooden stick through solid rock. 
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2004-05-11, 08:27 AM
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Gandalf I say... why?
Gandalf's strength didn't come from his own efforts alone - Gandalf relied on his friends as well. I always pictured TR as somewhat of a cowboy. But Gandalf had Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and the Hobbit host as his friends and teammates on who he relied wholeheartedly. That to me is the key to any victory - teamwork and relying on friends.
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Manitou "On the plains of hesitation lie the bones of countless millions who, upon the dawn of victory, sat down to rest and resting, died." <))>< |
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2004-05-11, 12:09 PM
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Gandalf fought a demon and won. I never heard of TR doing that.
Gandalf : 1 TR : 0
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wtf?
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