Failed quotes thread

[Dharkbayne]

Okay, I am bored, so post all of your failed quotes for this site, here are mine,

- Something smells blue.
- 1 4m teh l33tness!
- Please, don't overuse the emoticons. Thanks. )!!!!
- MAY 19= Bliss...
- please don't not not use correct grammar
- ooooooohhh! What does this button do?
- It's ggggrrreeeaattt!
- Powered by: 42 gerbils on little wheels
- Oops
- !!
- LOL ROFLMAO WTF STFU LOL JK !!!!!
- I rule the universe
- What you say? All your base are belong to us
- I am Napoleon!
- 22 skidoo!
- Possibly.
- Click here to see my webcam!
- Admin tested, Nazi approved
- The wheels on the bus go up and down...
- Me no know
- Alot of people hate me
- Testing... 1... 2... 3...
- Habla Espanol?
- One day, you will notice that you are a loser
- No! Not the Admin! AHHH!!
- Please, do not molest the whores
- Can't... think... of... quote...
- Please don't lock me in the room again!
- It's hobolicious!
- Powered by naked hoboes since 2002
- Hamma, I am your father...
- Where Tribes 2 is a thing of the past...
- He who laughs last is stupid
- What would happen if I pushed this button?
- Put down the E-Penis
- Put... It... Down
- Formerly Hamma's used car e-store
- :USP (its a mirror image! Kewl huh?)
- Not to be confused with PMS
- I AM THE SAMURAI!
- Pleese repotr speling erors
- Supercalafragi- ahhhh, screw it
- It's hummdiddlyriffic!
- Its not the bandwith, its how you use it!
- Please, don't feed the Nazi
- Now what do I get from this quote?
- What is this, "outside" you speak of?
- What's a mo-dem? Bandwith? Megahurtz? Stop makin' stuff up
- Pffff... Geforce 3? I don't need no stinkin Geforce 3!
- NOW! That's what I call spam!
- Now with 99% more spam!
- And that's why you don't turn on your chainblade in your pants...
- If you can't read this, turn your monitor on
- Formerly on the bottom
- Run! He's got a beamer! Oh, wait, they suck... nm
- Not to be confused with Planet-Side Universe
- The Harry to your Potter
- The only place where "I've got a skeeter on my ass!" doesn't mean what it sounds like
- I think Marsman is a hippy
- Forsooth, thine Planetside
- Can I have some money?
- Dude, you're a loser.
- Making fun of hoboes since 2002
- Home of the Butt Plum Faeries
- >Insert Stupid Quote Here<
- PSU:Oops!
- Only the bold wear purple.
- I know what you did last summer.
- When was the last time you called?
- For Espanol, hit ALT-F4
- Devs are mean. 'Nuff sed.
- You're a wizard Hamma!
- Hamma, can I have some food please? Quotes are hard to think of when you are hungry!
- Click Here.
- No.
- Wut? I r kan speel gud!
- All your beta CDs are belong to us!
- cooler than your mom
- I AM ALF
- What you say?
- Here! Take the money! JUST DON'T HURT ME!!!
- Every time you post something stupid, god kills a kitten
- Don't worry, be happy
- Where you can talk to girls without getting slapped!
- Formerly Hammatime Dance Studio
- Look out! It's a lake!
- Please don't reject this...
- >Insert Witty Comment Here<
- Formerly 404 Page Error
- You... Have... No... Life...
- He who laughs last, is a f*ckin idiot
- Stop for a second, and think... Do you really have a life?
- Where Dio feels cool
- It's not the size that counts, it's HOW YOU USE IT!
- Servers are down again, wait! They're up! Nope, down, Up! No, down...
- It took me 2 hours to think this one up.
- When I snap my fingers, you will be Hamma.
- NDA, making life a living hell since 2002.
- Squeeky is not really squeeky, don't squeeze him. We've tried.
- Formatting C\\:
- I know it looks tasty, but do NOT lick the screen. Please.
- Welcome! Now go away!
- Don't do drugs.
- If you can read this, you are definately NOT blind.
- This is just swamp gas.
- We have the best wang!
- It's wangtastic!
- You've got spam!
- You've got flames!
- NC? I ain't no stinkin' NC!
- All your spam are belong to us!
- All your flame are belong to us!
- Zingo! Lets have pie!
- You don't have beta, and I do! Nanananana
- the only place where HART isn't a typo
- Click >-HERE-< For hot TR on NC action!
- I'll bet $100 that you are at your PC right now. Yeah. I am a psychic.
- Huked on fonix dun us gud
- Respect mah athoritah!
- My anti-drug
- Argh me matey!
- Jebus! Help me! Jebus!
- |* |_ 3 /\ $ 3, /\/ 0 l337
- I came, I saw, I killed some NC
- Disclaimer: It's not REALLY for dinner.
- You know, Hamma has had me locked up here for 2 weeks. He doesn't feed me.
- .egassem neddih a si sihT
- Shouldn't you be doing something?
- Donate so I have a site to submit quotes to!!
- Do the dew!
- Oh I wish I were on Oscar Meyer Weiner...
- Where all caps lock buttons are broken.
- PS backwards is EDISTENALPS, bet you never thought about that before!
- \/\/ 3 /\ R 3 |_33T!
- Where you can walk in a room, see your friends corpse, and not care.
- what if instead of hamma we called him mamma?
- We see dead people.
- PLANETSIDE RELEASED! Just kidding. haha, you shoulda seen the look on your face!
- Send us money. 'Nuff said.
- In the time it took you to read this, the devs delayed open beta another 2 weeks.
- What do you want from me?!
- Caltrops. 'Nuff said.
- ALL YOUR PS ARE BELONG TO US
- Who are you people?!
- Yummy!
- Dont worry, we're loofy.
- VS+NC+TR= Alot of red and yellow corpses.

[CockRoach]

WOW!! how many you get accepted? 2?

[Hamma]

[Dharkbayne]

Here are the ones accepted

Accepted:
- Dude, take a shower
- �� whoa, whats that?
- Stop looking up here!
- Pleese report speling erors
- IU aemd typdin didts witdh myu nosert
- Sigbot ate my parents!
- The damn wraith cloaked again! I can't find it!
- Dude, where's my Prowler
- Dude, where's my modem
- Hiding in your bushes since 2002
- No, no porn, move along please.
- 437 Error: Unable to load quote
- Robots in disguise!
- Every time you spam, god kills a kitten
- Known to cause flames
- Known to cause spam
- Known to cause stupidity
- You have no life. No life at all.
- Stop living in your friends bathroom.
- There is no emoticon for how I feel.
- Formerly Hamma's Love Shack
- Better than sex. Well, fat sex atleast.
- Stop living in your mom's basement you loser.
- Where its good to be a whore!
- The only place you have a life.
- The only place you have friends.
- Formerly on the left corner
- How often do you really look up here? Why?
- Friends don't let friends be NC
- Don't eat the yellow snow. Please.
- I'll bet you're naked right now...
- Yes... this is the upper right corner.
- How often do you look up here?
- NO CAPS PLEASE!
- It gives you wings!
- Aren't you gone yet? I said go!
- Hey, I thought you were banned!
- Why are you looking up here?

[ObnoxiousFrog]

OH NO! HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER A MILLION!!

[�io]

Here's my rejected list :
__________________________________________________
- I�m out of my bed and dressed, what more do you want?!
- Thank you for your quote, Dio!
- Watch out for Tobias, he just might be that crazy.
- Tell him Dio sent you.
- Where STFU isn't just 4 words, it's a whole clan!
- You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.
- A person is smart; people are dumb panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
- If you build it...they will come.
- Unfortunately no one can be told what Planetside is, you have to see it for yourself.
- Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
- You're all clear, kid! Now let's blow this thing and go home!
- One game to rule them all. One game to find them. One game to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
- Indeed
- "Everyone be like Dio" - Half the sky
- We've got beta CDs for the right price.
- I'm trying to beat Hamma's acceptance ratio, it's hard.
- Heck i'd be willing to pay $50 to buy this game.
- "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
- Think of the children! Won't somebody think of the children!
- "Nothing is more important till you have finished collage then EDUCATION." - Vicchio
- You made your mama proud.
- AGN, Auraxis Global Network.
- It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
- What was god thinking when he made my ass sweat?
- "Its all about the Networking, and the sex, but everything is about the sex." - Tobias
- Warez......ban!
- We all know you should be working but come on which is more fun?
- WAMS - Trying to nazi this place since before you were here.
- BOHICA, ND, CDL, what's the difference? ...well aside that BOHICA is better.
__________________________________________________

Here's Hamma rejected list :

__________________________________________________
__________________________________________________

Coincidence or abuse of power? You be the judge.

[Squeeky]

- Squeeky is not really squeeky, don't squeeze him. We've tried

[Doobz]

here is my list of shame:

Rejected:
- I live in Hamma's pants
- I like eating my defeated opponents. Makes the victory sweeter.
- Only one thing can protect your virgin-ass from deh manlove: spam
- Chronic masturbation's not a sickness. It's a liesure activity.
- How you like them apples?! A little sour for ya? Okay then!
- If you lick the end of a battery, you'll get smarter
- Marajuana's not a drug. It's a plant.
- Ireland, that's where they have the drunk leprechauns, right?
- It just felt wrong to cheat on an ethics test...
- much love to my man, Hobbes, the fuzzy tiger, peace out, yo
- i shot u in the h34d u fuken h4X0r!!1!
- Vanu are like vibrators... they have batteries and feel soooo good... to hug
- What's a Hamma?
- where the spoon is an object of sexual desire...
- Vanu chicks remind me of that borg chick...
- Doobz has such a cute ass...
- Lead: does a body good
- Pimpalicious
- Man, my squirrel can kick the shizzat out of your chipmunk!
- eMa=<3
- But he told me that you were only DISGUISED as a Terran!
- You get certs by getting as many grief points as you can
- There is nothing cooler than a stoned lemur
- Mmmm.... goatsex....
- Sqeeky+alcohol=goatsex
- What do you think of when you think goats? Sex should be the obvious answer
- Why do we have to fight? Can't we all just get together and smoke a bowl?
- I swear, this world becomes l3373r by the second
- SWEET! I got a grief point! 1 4m l337!
- I heard, if you play Planetside, 7 days later, you die.
- No n00bs allowed, only l337 p14j3r5
- Can YOU make a bong out of a toothpick, a banana peel, and some tin foil? Didn't think so.
- I have small demons that live in my ass. Their names are Bill and Mike
- You know why this war started, don't you? It's all becasue of that guy, Bill. I don't know the whole story, just that it involved alot of pot, a box full of packing material, a goat, and a condom.
- Vanu soldier: Purple is sooooo last week, I think a nice blueberry blouse with some nice salmon slacks would be absolutely fab!
- WTF is a Vanu?
- I have seen the top of the mountain..... and it is TR pwnage

[Flameseeker]

A lot of yours seemed ripped off of other quotes,
"Geforce 3? We don't need no stinkin Geforce 3."
Where'd ya get that one?

Accepted:
- i dot gropped as a child
- So, will I get paid for this quote?
- Hey you've got something on your shirt...
- Yes, we ARE too sexy for you.
- Got NTU?
- PSU: Do NOT include PSU part in quotes. Oops.
- It's Deja Vu! PSU: It's Deja Vu!
- That was naturally occurring lag.
- Nerd tested, nerd approved!
- Lakes destroying our Skeeters since 2002.
- Beware teh lakes!
- NO MORE STALKING eMa! Pass me the binoculars.
- OMG! You killed Hamma! Bastards!
- But how do you go when you're wearing the thing?
- Hey, I think my jetpack is broken.
- Home of this Quote
- ANTs are for sissies!
- I'm Common Pool, thankyouverymuch.
- Is mayonnaise a weapon?
- This message will take over your mind in 20 seconds.
- Don't say mole...
- Why are the NC so obsessed with birds?
- No flaming you retarded moron!
- It's whats for...well, you can't really eat it.
- It's my turn to make fun of Hamma!
- What? Ten quotes an hour? Stop suppressing me!
- ACE? No HART for you silly MAX, LOL! GG, no RM, TTYL!
- Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!
- We love to see you smi....I mean die.
- I'll REK you, you stupid hacker.
- Hey, Vanu don't shoot like girls! Girls are way better.
- Only $.10 a minute after that!
- Liar! My comp needs no stinkin Graphics Cards.
- WTH is a Mag, and why do I want to ride it?
- I was Harrassed by a Prowling Marauder!
- :Insert Hamma Skeeter joke here:
- Beware the power of stupid people in large groups.
- Get down! They're throwing rubber duckies!
- Why doesn't anyone like Vanu? Oh yeah, now I remember.
- Heh, n00b, hacks are bad. Don't be a hacker!
- It's all in the mix...
- Nah, Standard Armor is fine. -Famous Last Words.
- Quick! Get me the Spam Department!
- Look ma! No HTML!
- Why did the Vanu cross the road?
- You are very sleepy, VERY SLEEPY...
- Look! A drifter! Let's kill him!
- We're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you.
- Bill Gates is the Devil, and someone just ate Apple!
- No, we don't serve mayonnaise.
- AHHH me arms!
- A spammy part of a balanced breakfast!
- Son of a diddly...
- Common Pool 4 eva!
- Line for stalking eMa, begins here.
- Will my 8.8k modem run this game?
- Just my $0.02.
- Accepting "since 2003" quotes since 2003.
- Help! Hamma has chained me to a keyboard to write these quotes!
- Accepting Bad quotes since 2003.
- Eating modems alive since 2003.
- Home of the Uber-Secret Midget Army.
- Hacked by Chinese! Run for your lives!
- Down with Google-related brain-damage!
- Home of the PS Addiction Support Group
- Insulting yo mamma since 2003.
- Where Hacking is a fact of life...
- NC: They're GRREEATTT!
- Why did you shoot me in my buttock?
- Home of the: Why do "Home of the" quotes always get accepted?
- Home of the Bad Quotes.
- Will my 6 1/2 RAM run the game?
- Is a 152 MhZ processor good?
- Warning: Do not surf website while bathing. Electrocution may occur.
- I can't run that Solitaire thing, but will PS be ok?
- A TR, an NC, and a VS are stuck on an island....
- Boy I hope this quote gets approved.
- Ahhh! Ye shot me Lucky Charms!
- WILSON! COME BACK!
- Disregard that last quote, monkeys hacked my computer.
- What's html?
- All calls up to 20 minutes only $.99!
- I'm winning in this Grief point thing!
- 99 billion served, or is that McDonalds?
- Help me! Hamma has enslaved me!
- ANTs are like tanks, only they don't have armor or guns.
- Yes, this is a cult.
- We make counterfeit pennies.
- Explosions served daily.
- It turns milk red!
- I am not a crook.
- Grief points are good, right?
- 50% less fat than the official site!
- NC: They have No Competiton.
- Don't let friends join the MLWA.
- No shirt, no shoes no service. Guns ok.
- Home of the Newbie Burger.
- Help me! I'm trapped in the forums!
- Where outfits AREN'T clothes.
- Spam served for lunch, breakfast and dinner!
- If you can't see this, get rid of your 28k.
- When lakes attack....
- Hey, where are the jetpacks?
- Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!
- What the heck is this text box for?
- Don't your eyes hurt from this tiny text?
- Got ammo?
- Winner! Click ->here<- for cash!
- Don't feed the whores.
- Space for rent.
- Home of the Spoon.

[Flameseeker]

Rejected:
- "I don't think I have anything clean enough to contribute."-Hamma, on the HOT G1RLS Thread.
- Worst...site...ever.
- End the violence...or else!
- Only 20 quotes a day? Man, I feel oppressed. Dang Nazis.
- If you just read this, then I have wasted about 7 seconds of your life. Sucker.
- Thanks for hitting refresh just to see this stupid quote.
- Down...errr...UP WITH NAZIS!
- If stalking eMa was legal, I wouldn't have to serve this blasted life sentence.
- Will the Vanu rise for the singing of their anthem, "I love you, you love me..."
- I told you to stop stalking eMa, now move over, I can't see.
- Where people think it's ok, but it's actually not, to wear purple.
- It's actually some sort of Pro-Nazi site, using a fake game for a front.
- [Quote removed due to stupid content]
- [Quote removed due to budget cuts]
- Better than sliced bread. Much better than canned bread. And WAY better than moldy bread.
- It's Horrible Skeeter+Lake Accident Prevention Week!
- old people suck
- Do not use orally after it has been apllied anally.
- "Actually, I don't think there is friendly fire in this game. Go ahead, try it." -Famous Last words
- I know it's dead, but maybe if I kick it some more it will come back to life!
- [Admin removed by Quote] 8D
- [Quote removed by Admin]
- Home of Yelling "Look Ma" since 2003.
- Excuse me, but I believe your poodle needs sniffing.
- Curse you Dinklebergs!
- Sumthin wicked this way comes
- MMMOFPS? Stop making up words.
- Making fun of Hamma's kamakaze attack against the Lake since 2002.
- "Victory? The French have no word for victory!" -Homer Simpson
- If you refreshed to read this quote, you're a loser. Trust me.
- If you don't accept this, I'm gonna cry.
- Yar-har-har silly potato slayer, the mystic monkey therefore is!
- PSU: Now what weren't we suppose to put in the quotes again?
- Who needs lasers if you have free-...well, I guess lasers are better.
- If you don't know who Dio is, leave!
- If you are reading this right now, hit back key, go forward, and follow instructions at top of page.
- It stands for PlanetSide Universe. No really, I'm serious.
- This quote is probably just spam, ignore it.
- N00b! Get some grief points, they make you look tough.
- I betcha $10 this doesn't get accepted! Hehe, suckers.
- What's this website about you ask? I have no idea, I just like posting in forums.
- It's whats for mid-afternoon teatime.
- "Hey, I think I'm gonna go out alone, I'll be OK." -Famous Last Words
- "Air support? We don't need no stinkin' air support!" -Famous Last Words
- "I'm just gonna skim over this PSU place, it can't be addictive or anything." -Famous Last Words
- "Everyone knows that tanks can't actually run people over." -Famous Last Words
- If you can't see this text, TOO BAD!
- Here is the upper-right hand corner of your screen. Next on our tour is....
- "Plasma grenades HEAL people stupid. Duh, plasma is blood." -Famous Last Words
- You mean the "Plasma" in those Grenades don't heal people?
- I always thought you had "Rights" in a Republic. Guess not.
- Nah, yellow snow is fine to eat-Famous Last words.
- PSU: DO NOT include PSU part in quotes.
- For Justice, Freedom, Truth, and discounts at Wal-Mart!
- Hey, I'm only allowed to submit 20 of these crappy things a day.
- Crunchitize me!
- Actually, this PS thing is really just another Olsen twins game, really.
- We luv you eMa!
- Die, thx, GG, no re.
- What's this "Plantslide" everyone is talking about?
- Hamma, I am your father.
- How do you submit a quote again?
- Stands for Potato Smashers Uncorporated, yeah, that's right.
- Home of the Quotes since 2003.
- Home of the :random item here:
- All your base are belong to us.
- Hey you! Get a girlfriend! And you, get a haircut for Pete's sake.
- Sorry about the last quote, it was the Gophers, not me.
- PSU: What if we accidentally put in the PSU part?
- Elvis lives on!
- Warning: Seizures, dismemberment, death, coma, herpes, and some mild sleeping disorders may occur.
- This message will explode, along with your computer, in 15 seconds.
- If you pick this quote, I WILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE!
- Home of "Barney," "Lego-man," and "Fatguy."
- Who actually voted No in that poll?
- MAX from the HART!
- Yo modem's so fat...
- Will Planetside feature Space combat?
- Don't worry, it's IN-flammable.
- Where can I get cheats for this PS game?
- Why do ve have to fight?
- Can't you shoot a Phoenix? It's not rocket science...
- Liar! That thing didn't taste like a pineapple.
- PS: Based on team combat, so remember, there is no me in team.
- PS: Based on team combat, so remember, there is no me team.
- Friends, don't let newbs post in the forums.
- Planetrside is like Animal Crossing, only with guns, violence, and the absence of animals.
- I see you've met Squeeky, may Hamma have mercy on your soul
- Our staff is made up of Nazis, and well...Nazis.
-
- Is this the "Dating Forums?"
- This ISN'T spam to boost my approved quotes. Trust me.
- Three kinds of people here; people that can count and people that can't.
- "Headshots were removed because the TR have no vital organs located there."
- Save...I mean Nuke the Whales!
- Squeeky, I don't think the Pants Optional should apply to you.
- Hey, this isn't goatse.com.
- Overrun by Nazis and ManLubbers since 2001.
- We prefer the term, "socially impaired", Geek isn't polite.
- Our motto is: Help! I can't think of a #@$*@^ motto!
- Ok, this Vanu and a goat....
- So, is this Max guy an admin or something?
- Does Windows 72 run PS?
- Vanu not welcome.
- It's whats for din....breakfast.
- I would like to sign up for the beta.
- GAUSS: GonnA Whup Some Soldier
- This website tastes like poo!
- Sometimes, I forget what I'm doing in the midd
- Your mom's new boyfriend.
- has been invaded by monkeys! This may or may not be a test.
- Hey admins! Pick this one! ME ME ME!
- TR: Their grenades are bigger than their brains.
- Will not help you meet women.
- Only you can prevent forum fires.
- It means Pro-Spoon-Unitists.
- Warning! Don't bend over near Squeeky!
- 1 h473 1337 5p33k
- People Shoot Us
- I gots news fer you, Va-nu!
- Error! PC self-destruct activated.
- Bombs are bad, NUKES ARE GREAT!
- No VS BS, that means you.
- It's no the size of your gun that matters, IT'S THE SIZE OF YOUR BULLETS!
- I just tripped on so many pineapples I thought I was in Hawaii.
- Guns don't kill people....I DO!

[d3ath4u]

Well, here is a couple of my rejected that I thought had a better chance:

- homosexuals are gay.
- anorexia is phat.

[KrazyJester]

Admin tested, Nazi approved
that one should not have failed
sig hiel
Jk

[Jakal]

Heres a few of mine
-If you lived here you'd be home by now!
-Purple spandex not included
-Keep refreshing, you have 24,432 more quotes to go.

There were more but they desreved rejection

[BUGGER]

How do y request a quote?


Oh well........hers some i just thought of.......

Look! Here comes the Power Rangers!
OMG, OMFG, I BROKE A NAIL!
Dudunana! CHARGE!
mmmmm....modems....
Uhh, a blue screen came up when the computer froze, is that good?
The names Sovereignty, Vanu Sovereignty.
Teaching new words to retards since 2003
100 bodies of NC on the wall, 100 bodies of NC....
I'm cocking but not locking.
I'm gona sew you!
Got certs?
MAX Steel!
WTF is the matrix system!?
NANANANANANANANA SPAMMAN!
3...2...1... HAPPY RELEASE DAY!
"I'm gona hotwire that galaxy." -famous last words.
And the vanu leaped over the moon.
On lunchpales since 2002.
Teachs kids to not take drugs.
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try." -famous last words.
THESE GOOGLES ARE A DELECASY!
Sending people to theraphy since 2003.
Its gota be the NTUs.
Its whats for your cars.
"I'm not TR...."-famous last words.
It's first place in the box office.
I'm gona flame on you!
Flame! FLAME!
More cudly that Teletubies!
Hippies love it.
In a galaxy far far away.....
wink wink nudge nudge slam sock boom!
Honey, the May 19 parade is on tv!
Matrix Reloaded-not the movie
I gota UE again
Its Hecules! Oh wait, thats a MAX.....
A Vanu's life.
Ya know if a vanu holds onto a feather it can fly?
Beauty and the MAX.
Frolicking in the daisy fields since 2003.
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeres MAX
Its in the NTUs
Dont tell me ya got warpgates from Harry Potter.
Click click tock.
Crud
Thinks about what Hamma's Hammers could mean....
WE WANT NUDE THREAD!
BUGGER's bug.
Something is squeeking....
Dharkbayne-the offical sponsor of Spam Flakes!
I wana be Unregistered!
I'm Dio.
WTF is a shrike? Is it like some dumb thing from Lord Of the Rings?
Your gay.
Howard Stern play games, many games
Who Wants to be a Certinair!
I'm a poor little etheopian boy, could I have some PlanetSide?


Watya think? Any good?