Funny stories/screenshots thread - Page 2

Jedipred · 2003-05-22, 07:11 AM

eheh .

I was doing a nice "freestyle" trick in my enforcer, you know when you put the 2 left or right wheels on the edge of a bridge

So i was doing that with a squadmate in the gunner seat when a MAX squadmate in cruise mode just push our enforcer in the water.

plouf .

Zetre · 2003-05-22, 06:27 PM

yeh, i end up doing a lot of grinding on accident when in cruise mode. Anywho, i'll keep this thread goin, cause it's fun, and goofy, and goofyness is very important in life.
Ok, so this one time, we were invading this base with like a gazillion people, because everyone wanted a part of the massiv EXP on this base, right? So then we see like 400 and 1 enemies rushing in to keep it theirs. Alot of infantry, and a lot of like basalisks and light vehicles, cause they knew they needed to get there fast. They cam rushing in, but we had sooooooo many people and vehicles in front of the base, that they ran over about 30 people, and about 4 of THEIR vehicles exploded, because they were taking so much damage from running over the people rushing into the base. It was utter chaos, because we had about 30 infantrymen trying to block them off, and about 4 or 5 light tanks and vanguards. So I would say that about 70+ people died within maybe less than a minute. Oh man, i'm veclemmed, cause i can't stand being without this goofy game, talk amongst yourselves.

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-05-22, 07:56 PM

Read my thread "Tale of a just TK". It has thrills, chills, spills, and swearing!

Diviant · 2003-05-22, 09:20 PM

Here's one from back in beta.

So, I'm in a squad with a max of 9 members at any given time, since people keep having to go and all, it being about 1 A.M. in the morning. So, I'm going to get my mosquito, waiting in line patiently (no line really, just every man for himself.) Now that the whole Vpad was clear of people, I finally get ready to spawn my mosquito, and some infiltrator goes and buys his reaver just before I can get mine.

So I'm pissed, after having to deal with this for 2 minutes or so. I fire a shot just missing his plane (with my cycler) which was intended to miss. So he gets in his reaver, and fires his load of missiles killing me. I'm like, "bah, whatever" to myself, load up, and spawn back at the same base. I go to the Vpad, not looking around, being in a hurry to catch up with my squad. I spawn my mosquito and am killed by the TKer again with his reaver.

I am royally pissed. Then, I see the leader invited him to join the squad. I couldn't stand this, so I left. The Tker was high above, and was looking away from the Vpad, so I took that opportunity to get my vehicle. I grab it and fly up, and he catches a glimpse of me. He starts chasing me, firing a mix of rockets and bullets. I swerve, dive, fly between trees, but I can't lose him. So I start flying low to the ground and I see my former squadmembers walking along the road in tight formation. I fly low, and the TKer follows. I run straight for the tightly packed squad, and pull up just before them. Turns out, he had unloaded on me just before I pulled up. So I see in the chat box that he had killed 3 of his squad members, then, I almost shit my pants when I see that he ran into 2 others. It was a good day.

Destroyeron · 2003-05-22, 10:02 PM

Originally posted by MilitantB0B
I got a funny story for ya,
I just got my Galaxy cert and I was flying around the sanc getting a feel for the controls. My pizza arrives at my house so I set the bird down and start eating. All the while I am seeing a group of n00bs from next to my plane (I could tell they where n00bs because all they knew how to do was /broadcast, so their entire group discusion was /broadcasted ). After a while, their leader said, "Everyone load up!" to my suprise, they all loaded into my gal. I let the group leader know that I was not in their group and that they shouldn't go hopping into strange planes. He got out, everyone else I had to kick out. I picked up my plane, moved it down the line some, and landed it. A short time after he told them to load up again. I asked them what they where doing, and one of the group members called me a naughty name . So I promptly took him over the water and dropped him. I then landed it back at the sanc and got out, and turned my focus back to my pizza. I was about to deconstruct my gal when I saw they where all back in there. I just gave up and let them have it, they are probably still sitting in it on the ground in the sanc cursing my name for not taking them where they want to go.
hehehe, gotta love retail n00bs.

I would've SOOO suicided into an enemy base and bailed out before it screaming "take that yah ugly bastards!"

ObnoxiousFrog · 2003-05-22, 10:08 PM

Amen. Remember: Some TKs are justified!

Destroyeron · 2003-05-22, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by Diviant
Here's one from back in beta.

So, I'm in a squad with a max of 9 members at any given time, since people keep having to go and all, it being about 1 A.M. in the morning. So, I'm going to get my mosquito, waiting in line patiently (no line really, just every man for himself.) Now that the whole Vpad was clear of people, I finally get ready to spawn my mosquito, and some infiltrator goes and buys his reaver just before I can get mine.

So I'm pissed, after having to deal with this for 2 minutes or so. I fire a shot just missing his plane (with my cycler) which was intended to miss. So he gets in his reaver, and fires his load of missiles killing me. I'm like, "bah, whatever" to myself, load up, and spawn back at the same base. I go to the Vpad, not looking around, being in a hurry to catch up with my squad. I spawn my mosquito and am killed by the TKer again with his reaver.

I am royally pissed. Then, I see the leader invited him to join the squad. I couldn't stand this, so I left. The Tker was high above, and was looking away from the Vpad, so I took that opportunity to get my vehicle. I grab it and fly up, and he catches a glimpse of me. He starts chasing me, firing a mix of rockets and bullets. I swerve, dive, fly between trees, but I can't lose him. So I start flying low to the ground and I see my former squadmembers walking along the road in tight formation. I fly low, and the TKer follows. I run straight for the tightly packed squad, and pull up just before them. Turns out, he had unloaded on me just before I pulled up. So I see in the chat box that he had killed 3 of his squad members, then, I almost shit my pants when I see that he ran into 2 others. It was a good day.

Zetre · 2003-05-22, 11:22 PM

BEEEEEUMP