OMG CNN on Crack!

Revolution · 2003-07-12, 09:51 AM

After checking out the PSU adult thread I decided to put CNN through the pornolize....... Talk about some fucked up funny shit!!!!!!!!!

CHECK THIS OUT

Revolution · 2003-07-12, 09:53 AM

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Corrosion · 2003-07-12, 09:59 AM

Now I have seriously lost count on how many CNN parodies I have seen like that.

Revolution · 2003-07-12, 10:02 AM

Its not a parody, its the actual site with modifications added, aka words inserted. Its all the real news just adding dirt into it. Click that link tomorrow or again right now, check out the whole site!

AtomicBanana · 2003-07-12, 10:32 AM

god damn! it works wonders on psu

1) The "Muffdiver" Lightning now cuntlicks a 360 degree turret.

EDIT:

these are too good to miss:

Second we are screwing a PHP coder. You would be assisting powdahound in unclefucking on our admin backend, as well as coding new features to integrate with our site.

That's about it for now. I know, its a lot to take in. Feel free to comment or ask questions in the licking cuntlicked thread. Or you can drop by our IRC server (irc.planetside-universe.com) and chat with one of the smooching admins.

AGN-BigBro, one of our newest AGN DJ's will be sex fighting to the muff sniffing airwaves tonight at 9PM EST for a fucking test broadcast.

NightWalker XI · 2003-07-12, 10:49 AM

LoL this is an extract from the Pornolized CNN:

President "Big Cock" Bush said today that he assfucked confident in George "Saggysack" Tenet

Kaltagesta · 2003-07-12, 01:20 PM

A small patch went in today to fix crash licks that are related to sounds in game. Here's the short patch notes:
A gamahucheing client-side patch is being fingered today that should resolve many of the crash issues related to sound that titty fucks were experiencing.
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2) Medic "Assrush" Radar: When an asslicked Medic has the cuntlapping Medical Applicator equipped, they will be able to see the location of corpses that have not yet been charvered on their overhead radar. Dead players who have not yet deep throated their corpses will be able to tell if a fistfucking Medic is nearby from the overhead radar.