Are You Smart?

[Strygun]

Try and do this without cheating, then let me know how you did,

> > You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
> > position are you in?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely
> > wrong!
> > If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are
> > second!
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> > Try not to screw up in the next question.
> >
> > To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for
> > the first question.
> >
> > Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong
> > again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!
> >
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> > You're not very good at this are you?
> >
> >
> > Third Question: Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head
> > only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
> >
> > Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30.
> > Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10.
> > What is the total?
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> > Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
> > Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not
> > your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
> >
> > Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
> > What is the name of the fifth daughter?
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> > Answer: Nunu?
> > NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again
> >
> > KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE "SMART PEOPLE" IN
> > YOUR LIFE!

[Squeeky]

I got a few right

[WickedDeus]

Hmmm.....ok....I got them.

[MilitantB0B]

I got the first one right and the last one right. Missed the two in the middle.

[Hamma]

too much reading

[xuur]

100%


then again, I've seen these a thousand times.

[Khronos]

ahh i got all but the last one...couldnt think of a name so i just looked at the answer. funny how u skip over important parts.

[EineBeBoP]

got 1 and 3, misread 4 and was just plain stupid on 2

[Spider]

hehe I got all but last

[Onizuka]

never seen these before, but gotta all right (without teh cheating). If you just read the question slowly it's not hard at all.

(now only if i were good at spelling)

[eXoSloth]

2nd and 4th. Prob. woulda gotten 1st but I read the answer before I even thought about the problem.

[AbsurdWreckage]

::ONT THINK JUST ANSWER VERY QUICKLY::::
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>I a quiz is called a quizical then what is a test called?<



lolz



now the famous knock Knock jokes:

1.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sandy Sucks!
Sandy Sucks who?
Anyone with a quarter!
(lol)
2.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
FUCK YOU!!!!!
3.
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dixy!
Dixy who?
Dixy Normus! (from austin powers 3)

...i suck :*( cause i dont have PS...bye untill my dl finishs

[1024]

Even though i've seen this a uncountable amount of times, i still managed to get the last one wrong.