Gardening, Backyard sniping, and Neighborhood Diplomacy

[AztecWarrior]

HELL YES!

FUCKING FUNNY!

DAMNIT! I AM GOING ANT-HUNTING!

Aztec's Mind: But Jorge, you can't hunt ants with your .22.

Fuckit! I'll aim for the nest, like artillery!

[Strygun]

true story?

[Spider]

Cool eh.... althought to scare them off it's quite easy. Once you shoot the damend thing you bleed it and put the blood around the garden, the chipmunks will be scared to approach.

Either that or you hang them near the garden! muahahahah






Then you eat them and stuff the rest in the wall!

[Rbstr]

you like to stuff bones in walls don't you?

[Happy lil Elf]

true story?

No.

[Rightwing]

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

HELL YES!

FUCKING FUNNY!

DAMNIT! I AM GOING ANT-HUNTING!

Aztec's Mind: But Jorge, you can't hunt ants with your .22.

Fuckit! I'll aim for the nest, like artillery!

[Everay]

pfft, artillery, what i do, is get some gas, and pour it on the nest, and throw a match on it, and then go HOLY SHIT!! NEED WATER HOSE!

[Spider]

Ever done the same thing with some random gopher hole to realise seconds later that the fireball that shot out of the same hole was the gopher itself?

[AztecWarrior]

Originally Posted by Everay

pfft, artillery, what i do, is get some gas, and pour it on the nest, and throw a match on it, and then go HOLY SHIT!! NEED WATER HOSE!

Then my house will look like your sig.

Edit: And if the neighbors will zip it, the biggest I can use would be 7.62x51 NATO or .45 ACP. Silenced 9mm would also work.

[Doppler]

I've found that human hair keeps modest small rodents away, just get some from the local barbershop works like a champ,

[Paingiver]

you would think that by eating the peppers the gophers would die. you could pour kerosene down one of the holes and then throw and firecracker into it, but that woud probably cause some suspicion from the neighbors.