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Old 2003-12-23, 02:25 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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New Comcast anti-fanfic


I hereby add a word into the lexicon of PSU:

Anti-fanfic (AN-ti FAN-fic): A satire or an attack of something depicted in the story, the exact opposite of a real fanfic. Thugor the Mentally Challenged and Agents of the Anti-Flame were good anti-fanfics.

I hate Comcast. They occasionally give all users a DNS error, which means that use is cut off for weeks at a time. You can only get in via IP link (no forum posting) or Proxify (slow, ad-ridden, no images halfway down post).

Thus, I'm going to write an anti-fanfic of them.

http://www.planetside-universe.com/f...060#post279060

Any character requests made HERE, via E-MAIL, PRIVATE MESSAGE, or TALKING TO ME IN IRC. DO NOT REQUEST IN THE STORY! I HATE THAT!

http://www.planetside-universe.com/f...060#post279060
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Old 2003-12-23, 02:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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I guess detractorfic doesn't have the right ring to it.
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Old 2003-12-23, 02:49 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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its been quite nice to me for a while now.
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Old 2003-12-23, 03:11 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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Ooh ooh! I would like to be in this story. If at all possible, could I be the leader of an underground country that is building a super railgun which will be used to destroy Comcast and hold the Middle East hostage until troops arrive by a shielded tunnel that traverses the inside of the Earth?
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Old 2003-12-23, 03:50 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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OMG i hate comcast so much.

i use to have this sweet pic 3 comcast vans outside a house.
says "How many Comcast employees does it take to fix your internet"

the i had the comcast guy come and give me a new modem and he saw it and laughed.
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