You know you have been playing planetside too long when...

[Cauldron Borne]

^ when he replies w/ 'bummer, another zerg?'

[TwoBits]

When you're driving down the road in your car, hit a bump and immediately look to the lower left of your windshield to see what your armor status is.

[MidnightDave]

when you see a garden light/sprinkler and crouch walk so you can sneak up behind the turret and not have it shoot you.


when you go into a gun shop and ask, where do you keep the jackhammers?


When you constantly try to hit f1 to turn on surge when you want to get away from someone

When you go into a drugstore and ask, where do you keep the health canisters.

when you try and go over the water in your suv and wonder why your deliverer doesnt float.

[xmodum]

those are good ... btw Dhark.... nice siggy ........ i noticed how its mine , but red with dharkbane in it

[KeviN]

When you keep hitting 'g' but wonder why you don't get in the car.

[xmodum]

When u go to ur locker at school and wonder y u dont have ur pile of maelstroms in there

[Otherick]

this is some one elses

When you run over to your neighbors house in the middle of the night, kick their air conditioning and then yell out "Generator Destroyed!"

[Neon Apocalypse]

my left hand is always on wasd because i used to play t2 and it just got stuck that way

btw xmodum the reason your sig was pwned was because u had 2 statsigs and the sig i made you, that exceeds the limit and u were pwned, i warned you

[Fenrys]

When you keep track of the number of Mosquitos you've killed at a BBQ.

[Dharkbayne]

haha

[Katanaboy]

Originally Posted by Neon Apocalypse

my left hand is always on wasd because i used to play t2 and it just got stuck that way

But T2 used ESDF (those crazy Dynamix/Sierra bastards!)

[Dharkbayne]

gah, when I try to play T2, I always end up fucking up in a firefight because I hit WASD, damn my mad skills!

[Doop]

In caves, you go into any light source and claim you're charging a pain module.
Whenever you see a spork you start bowing and hailing uncontrollably.

[ZjinPS]

too much when..

You suddenly come to realize you've wasted your youth sitting infront of a computer shooting at adolesents in some FPS on steroids. With a second epiphany that you are 40 years old, still living with your parents, still got your Slim Shady and Korn posters and worse yet, still a virgin.

[Seer]

Tribes 1 had so many useful tertiary commands that I changed the layout to ESDF. 90% of players did. Maybe that's why they used it for the sequel.

Anyway, I keep trying to use planetside commands in other games, and even other programs entirely. Like Microsoft word--why won't it let me purchase my favorites?