Global warmin my ass..

Navaron · 2003-01-22, 10:07 PM

Where the hell is global warming when you need it? Hmmm.... that's right, it's bull shit. It's so cold here in NE that they are closing schools for 4 hours in the morning because the windchill is supposed to be in the -20--->-30 range. Screw that. Man, I've got to be at work at 6 tommorrow. I wish I lived in Florida...

Lexington_Steele · 2003-01-22, 10:23 PM

Hey in SC we are supposed to get flurries tonight. If we get flurries the whole city will shut down. Government/schools will close for a day maybe two.

Sputty · 2003-01-22, 10:33 PM

Yeah, but GL0BALLY it's warming. Also, it's freakishly cold up here to. Like -20 to -25 celsius though. About - 5 F I think. Not sure

Tobias · 2003-01-22, 11:26 PM

Why are their black holes? Science does not know.

How do Mrs. Spears breast's Triple in size in so short a time? Science does not know, though Implants have been implicated, and many are volunteering for closer inspection of the issue.

How does the bumble bee fly? Science doesnt know this either.

It does not know alot of stuff, and is wrong about even more. 20 years ago it was global cooling, oh goss, get the winter blankets, the ice age is comming. But now its gettin hot in here, and the hot chicks still arnt taking off all their clothes, but the scientests need something to ask the Gov for grants about, so they say that in more years then the human race has been around the sea level might rise so high that LA will be a new fishing spot. Like thats gonna be our biggest worry then. Its all Humoff. (my own word, just made it up, snazzy eh? Pronounced like who-mmm-off)

�io · 2003-01-23, 12:09 AM

Yeah a lot of schools closed today here as well. Yesterday and today was -25C in most areas, -40C with windchill. Sux0rz!

chaos1428 · 2003-01-23, 12:30 AM

I heard it was like 4 degrees in Georgia the other day.

chaos1428 · 2003-01-23, 12:49 AM

I just went outside for a smoke, and the snot inside my nose was frozen solid! JEBUS

Revolution · 2003-01-23, 03:25 AM

Where I am with all the ski resorts we have had only one major storm this year, for about a week and a half. I am feeling global warming here shit I could almost get my kayak out! Everyone seems to be getting snow exept here where its Suppose To Snow alot.
Blame it all on the Anti-Christ.
(Yes that is David H)

chaos1428 · 2003-01-23, 04:49 AM

I firmly believe that Bill Gates is the anti-christ.

If you read all about the anti-christ, it tells you all the signs to look for. Bill Gates comes pretty damn close to the exact criteria.