Is your family screwed up?

[Everay]

lol dr.evil

frag, just, show your brother whos boss, i dont know him well, so i dont know how hed react, but mabey if you stand up to him hed stop, worked somewhat with my brother. heh, last time my brother pissed me off, was when i found out he sold my secondary monitor, i found that out the same day i got a second video card, that i could have used to have a 2 monitor set up, so, i walk to my room, slam my door, and he has the nerve to walk into my room as if i did something wrong, i grabed my boken (wooden sword) and charged at him, swung so hard it snaped in twine....too bad i missed.

basicaly he sold it so he could spend the money on himself, and or his new girlfreind. i hate him so much, but i simply dont make it known very often to him. keeps things smooth.

EDIT one last thing, im gonna tell you now, my life isnt as bad as it might sound, infact, im quite content, and any time i might think its bad, i remember there was some guy out in afganistan looking around for those MREs the airforce droped, and accidently picked up one of those scatter bombs that didnt explode when it first fell.

[Onizuka]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

That's one of my favorite parts of that movie.