The girl, or games?

[Zodiac]

Blow it all on pop-rocks, man are those good.

[DedEnimuls]

Games.... she is a gamer too right? I know I'd be pissed if Mr.V dropped that much money on me when he could have hooked up his computer. Maybe just me though?

[Neon Apocalypse]

Spend some on the girl. Unless she just wants gifts and doesn't give a fuck about you.

[Cyanide]

Games. Not having a good computer can ruin a relationship. Allow me to elaborate...

At some point (every 28 days or so), she will get bitchy. If your computer sucks then you will have no way to vent the stress of having to deal with the bitchyness. Eventually you won't be able to take it anymore and you'll have to break up.

Now if you have a good computer, then you can vent the bitch related stress and everything will be ok. The time spent gaming might even give you the strength to say you were wrong even though you weren't, then you can get hot make-up sex.

[Bighoss]

Originally Posted by Veteran

How about two hookers that you instruct to role-play as the enemy empire before you show them the meaning of tactical insertion?

Wow, that is pure gold right there