[Classic Fight]Slow/Stong vs. Quick/Weak

[MilitantB0B]

Originally Posted by 1024

Quick & Weak.

If you build up your speed enough, the enemy wont even be able to hit you, which means you can hit them as much as you need to.

I just got a mental immage of a gymnast WTFpwning Mike Tyson:

<Mike Tyson Lisp> Wait, slow down, I want to hit you. </Mike Tyson Lisp>

<Small Asian Gymnast> No. You slow, I fast, you lose I win, HA HA HA </Small Asian Gymnast>

<Don King> Only in America! </Don King>

[1024]

wts?

[UncleDynamite]

MilitantBob's post reminded me of this video:

Crazy Asian Gymnist

This settles my case for being quick.

[1024]

WHOA! :whoa!:

[Mag]

Ahh, he's Joe Eigo.

[Fragmatic]

Originally Posted by Mag

Ahh, he's Joe Eigo.

Joe Eigo = mad crazy dude.

[I Hate Pants]

I can do all that crazy shit too yah know.

[Cyanide]

Faster always wins assuming equal skill. If the faster guy knows how to exploit his skills as well as the slower/stronger guy, he will hit more often. The faster guy gets the first hit and if it daizes or otherwise causes the slower guy to flinch, the slower guy then takes a hard one in the gut, then an elbow in the spine, and then gets the crap kicked out of him while he's on the floor. This is of course assuming that it's not a couple of pussies fighting with just fists so nobody really gets hurt. If that's not enough to convince you of faster = better, here's some more evidence.

The vikings pwned europe because they could swing 2 hand axes faster than anybody could swing a 30lb broad sword.

Guerilla warfare pwned the US army in veitnam. As a result, the US military has since taken a greater interest in making all of its forces faster.

Fighter > bomber.

Missle > fighter.

Laser > missle.

And the final reason that faster = better...

Ninjas > *

I just got a mental immage of a gymnast WTFpwning Mike Tyson:

<Mike Tyson Lisp> Wait, slow down, I want to hit you. </Mike Tyson Lisp>

<Small Asian Gymnast> No. You slow, I fast, you lose I win, HA HA HA </Small Asian Gymnast>

<Don King> Only in America! </Don King>

Tyson is not Strong/slow. Tyson is Strong/quick.

NERF TYSON!

[Happy lil Elf]

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

Fuck fistfighting. Real men stab.

Only a fool brings a knife to a gunfight

[1024]

Originally Posted by Cyanide

This is of course assuming that it's not a couple of pussies fighting with just fists so nobody really gets hurt.

Guess you've never been in a real fight before, eh? Fists can fuck. you. up.

[Cyanide]

Originally Posted by 1024

Guess you've never been in a real fight before, eh? Fists can fuck. you. up.

Yes, a fist can fuck you up. But one good kick can kill a person. Do you really think a fist can do more damage than a knee, foot, or elbow? I can leg press over 700lbs and I'm not even what you would call a big guy. If I got a good kick on your kidney, or gut, or knee, you would be out of commision. If you were up against a wall and I gave you a striaght kick in the gut, I could kill you. There are people in the world that can kick with a force of over 2000lbs. That can fuck you up.

[Firefly]

Originally Posted by Zenny

I prefer quick soft attacks easily.

With big slow attacks, if you miss you reap the consequences. But with slow and fast strikes its more of a barrage that can make up for a strong's miss. I mean sure these fast attacks it opens up for misses which avoidable with skill.

Take it like this.
For every attack (A) gets (B) gets two in.
(A) hits twice the damage over (B).
Both (A) and (B) will miss once.

(A) hits 10... 10... Miss... 10... = 30
(B) hits 5... 5... 5... Miss... 5... 5... 5... 5... = 35

I'm kind of very analytical and like to take it down to efficency and thats why I always go with the swift weak guys. Besides the big slow ones are a noobs #1 choice. OMGZ I 1 SHOTZERD YUZ!1!!!

You forget one thing- hit points. If I hit you twice for 10, that's 20, to your lesser amount. If you're weak, then you can't take that much damage (theoretically). You won't have staying power, you'll begin to be worn down. You assume that your weaker person can stand/survive that long.

This is why TR's weapons are the shittiest. Damage over time only works when you can make constant shots and wear them down- whereas up close where fighting is done, the heavy hitters will kick your ass.