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2004-04-21, 08:48 PM | [Ignore Me] #17 | |||
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I love you, You love me, Lets go kill those dammn NC's With their jackhammer shotguns, And their Phoenix Missiles too, and make them wish they were barney's too. |
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2004-04-21, 09:55 PM | [Ignore Me] #18 | |||
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-04-22, 07:20 AM | [Ignore Me] #19 | ||
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Fuck you: Sputty, Jet, Frog and Aztec. ;[ I have revealed long ago that I am in fact not an italian marine, a hardcore American with access to heavy arms, and actually, an average lover of kittens. With that,
/me slices Frogs, Sputty's, Aztec's and Jet's heads off in a twirly fashion with his scythe. Moving on...
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