Okay fess up, which of you were involved?

[MrVicchio]

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/l...er/8582812.htm

Cross-dressers stealing cars for nightclub jaunts, police say

Associated Press


BIRMINGHAM, Ala. - A group of joyriders has been taking expensive new cars from Alabama dealerships, then driving them to cross-dressing pageants at nightclubs before abandoning them, police said.

The thieves apparently just want the cars to drive to the clubs. "I guess they just wanted to look good when they got there," Birmingham auto theft Sgt. D.P. Smith said Monday.

The group has been giving dealers the slip in lots in Tuscaloosa, Selma, Montgomery, Huntsville and Birmingham. Investigators have recovered about 10 to 15 cars in Birmingham and as far away as New Orleans and Memphis, Tenn. Police also have the keys to at least 20 others.

[Mag]

This seems appropriate.
edit: Never mind, no it didn't.
Still funny as hell though.

[scarpas]

[SDM]

They can't prove a thing.

[Jennyboo]