Ownage Thread: Infernus

[ObnoxiousFrog]

<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> but then again, 7th grade kids in my town are on birth control
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> yea so i locked myself in a stall... and i listened to the moans of my classmates...
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> ...
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> you should have started singing opera
<ThreeTwoOne> You scare me
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> and the last night my best friend and one of those involved in said act came out to me...
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> AVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIA
(Infernus starts doing opera)
<Stang> And you know you wer jerkin off while listening sicko
<Kalta> and then you shagged him, right matt?
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> seriously, just be standing there, listening to your peeps whack each other, start singing Ave Maria, and then start screaming it out and headbanging
<Hezzy> haha ob
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> and at the end say "by the way, you guys should stop giving each other handjobs, its not really sanitary in there."

<Hezzy> is this an all lads school inf?
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> yes it is
<Hezzy> wow. i can't say im surprised
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> ...and no i did not shag him...
<Hezzy> they need the chicks
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> i would... i should... but i didnt... he is quite hawt
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> hes the goly on my hockey team
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> er goalie
<Hezzy> i mean, if a few people did that over in england... they'd seriously get the shit beat out of them
<Hezzy> right, thats it
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> in a parallel story, my school is in a lesbian deficiency
<Hezzy> nah stang, they didnt because the normals ones that do the shit beating are beating their shit
<Hezzy> ahhahaha
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> er...and yes... i may have rubbed myself once or twice and shot my load while it was happening
<Stang> lol
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> pls no ownage thread...
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> you know whats sad? i just got up, started singing Ave Maria, got around to shouting it and headbanging, and started jumping off of stuff
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> pls no ownage thread
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> i beg of you
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> pls no ownage thread
<Stang> Do it!
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> lol obfrog
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> and then i continued the prayer
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> you know, maybe you shouldnt have mentioned that over the FUCKING INTERNET
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> heh...
<Stang> Yes it does deserve to be put in that thread
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> that was a joke...
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> a joke
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> see
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> ha ha ha
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> joke
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> you are worthy of an ownage thread, it shall be our mercy as to if you get one
<Stang> You never put a smiley or said hahah after it
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> damnit
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> well, we dont know if youre kidding or not, considering that you come from Saint T-Bone, Patron Sait of Bathroom Sodomy High School
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> WHA
<Doop|EvilPyro_Matt> o_O
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> he was a midget from bohemia that helped the poor
<Stang> And all you talk about is boy on boy action in this room
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> most of the time
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> ...
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> shit
<Infernus|Hawt_Matt> fuck i fucked myself didnt i
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> Inf, im sorry dude
<CDL-ObnoxiousFrog> this needs a thread


Bit of a long log, but that's good stuff. Sorry Inf, but this is largely of your own doing.

[Infernus]

all because i forgot a damn /sarcasm ...

[Kaltagesta]

Shortly after this Inf did a '/me cries' so, as per the script..:

*PSU-Marsman hands Infernus|Hawt_Matt a tissue.

How ironic.

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