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Old 2004-06-13, 11:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Alright guys, tonight Im on my moms computer, and I seriously think its possessed. The mouse wheel, when touched, scrolls back to all the webpages youve been to. The letter "h" sometimes skips lines. The letters randomly capitalize, then when I turn caps lock ON, theyre normal for about 6 characters, then it goes back to the original state. Hitting the letter "b" creates a period. clicking on a link to certain threads send you back 5 or 6 pages. Keys are randomly mixed up. I was trying to talk to my friend earlier, and I was just typing it out, and when I sent it to her it looked like "ERALHREROIDJFLJSDFOINGUQ?<.',lml1pejhia." O yea, and just touching the mouse can unselect any explorer window youre in, and highlight the entire page. yea, I think Im gonna open it up and throw some holy water on the motherboard. or at least drape a cross over the monitor.


btw, this thread took over 20 minutes to type, because all those problems I described, bombarded me about 12 times. I think the Catholic Church needs to go digital.
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:25 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Catholic Church already went digital.
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:26 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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It's probably a virus.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:28 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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ive been having some of those problems for the last, but they havent appeared today. it was really pissing me off.
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:29 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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1. Maybe a virus.
2. Maybe you're drunk.
3. Maybe you have a Mac.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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1. probably.
2. nope, didnt drink anything today.
3. I'd probably be dead by now if I did.
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Do a norton scizzan.
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Sounds like liquid got spilled over the keyboard and mouse.

Solution? Purchase new keyboard and mouse.

If that doesn't fix it, you've solved part of it, proceed to format.
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[Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device"
[Hezzy]: "BOOM"
[Hezzy]: gg
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Originally Posted by UncleDynamite
heh, that's a BSD box :P (yes double post I know, but psu didnt work when i tried to post the last message earlier, so bite me.)
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[Hezzy]: "balallaalalla! blow the heathens up with a large nuclear device"
[Hezzy]: "BOOM"
[Hezzy]: gg
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Old 2004-06-13, 11:49 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally Posted by Doop
Do a norton scizzan.
It'll probably auto-run MSBLASTER.exe.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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