Martha Stewart Gets Five Months of "Home Confinement" - Page 2

Onizuka · 2004-07-16, 02:41 PM

"Do you eat frosted donuts on your bed?"

"...no..."

Infernus · 2004-07-16, 02:54 PM

Martha Stewart=Nazi

Nazi=Ban

Triggar · 2004-07-16, 04:44 PM

Oh man, the blasphemy.

I am an unabashed Martha fan and loyal supporter. Once, when I was poor and living in New York and needed a fleece blanket, I took the subway to Astor Place to go to the only KMart in the city and plunked down $40 for the best fleece blanket I've ever owned in my life. It now adorns the couch in my family room.

Martha didn't even do anything. The two people who condemned her (as it were) were proven to have been lying on the stand. I have faith in the appeals process.

oddfish · 2004-07-16, 04:51 PM

it's not Illegal to be a bitch in America, but it's Illegal to be a Rich Bitch.

Indecisive · 2004-07-16, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Hamma

I would say owned but thats just a slap on the wrist.

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BUGGER · 2004-07-16, 05:27 PM

/edit/ k, either no1 likes me, joke aint funny, or yall don't know what it is (prison cell).

It was funny all the other places i posted it....

Mr1337Duck · 2004-07-17, 07:44 PM

Bring back old sparky for her.

What'd she do anyway?

Dharkbayne · 2004-07-17, 07:46 PM

Convicted about lying about charges that she wasn't charged with.

Mr1337Duck · 2004-07-17, 08:06 PM

Yep. Kill her. She violated Geneva by destroying the eyes of her brainwashed viewers for all of that time.

Triggar · 2004-07-17, 08:21 PM

Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck

Yep. Kill her. She violated Geneva by destroying the eyes of her brainwashed viewers for all of that time.

kreeten · 2004-07-18, 02:28 AM

Regardless of whether she is guilty or innocent, (i believe guilty) This was what, a fifty thousand dollar or so transaction, something like less than .1% of her net worth, retarded.

EarlyDawn · 2004-07-18, 03:10 AM

Originally Posted by Triggar

Oh man, the blasphemy.

I am an unabashed Martha fan and loyal supporter. Once, when I was poor and living in New York and needed a fleece blanket, I took the subway to Astor Place to go to the only KMart in the city and plunked down $40 for the best fleece blanket I've ever owned in my life. It now adorns the couch in my family room.

Martha didn't even do anything. The two people who condemned her (as it were) were proven to have been lying on the stand. I have faith in the appeals process.

The fact remains that nobody can find record of this aleged sell order she had on the stock.

Zodiac · 2004-07-18, 03:41 AM

Originally Posted by kreeten

Regardless of whether she is guilty or innocent, (i believe guilty) This was what, a fifty thousand dollar or so transaction, something like less than .1% of her net worth, retarded.

Seriously, that's a big 'wtf'. Why would a woman worth something like a billion dollars go to prison over 50 grand. Well, no one ever said she was very smart.

Infernus · 2004-07-18, 09:22 AM

Personally the whole case was retarded IMHO... Insider trading happens a lot, very very often in fact. As for lying under oath... well... I'm not sure wether she did, but I am sure that if she did 5 months in a low sec. prison will do her well; It'll give her time to catch up on her knitting, or something...