Your most pathetic moment in game. - Page 3

Hezzy · 2004-08-02, 07:30 PM

Yup. Someone landed a galaxy in beta and it slid into a lake due to a bug.

JetRaiden · 2004-08-02, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by -Hezzy-

Yup. Someone landed a galaxy in beta and it slid into a lake due to a bug.

that still happens sometimes. if you land on an inclining landscape near a body of water, you can slide into it.

Ignore Me · 2004-08-02, 10:03 PM

Can't forget about about yesterday foot zerging to a tower from a nearby AMS. I'm getting about 3-4 kills per death (pretty good for me). So I spawn, grab my loadout and start shooting. Take out two with Gauss rifles, one JH and I see a scat MAX with about 3/4 life and no armor take cover behind a rock. I instinctually take out my deci and give chase, well, by the time I got there an engi had him almost repaired and when I fired, I hit the engi, not the MAX. Being as low on health and armor as I was, ended up killing myself and no one else.

I suck.

Jaged · 2004-08-03, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by -Hezzy-

Yup. Someone landed a galaxy in beta and it slid into a lake due to a bug.

nope thats not it. It was from beta, but thats not it. Back during colosed beta Hamma became famous for crashing a skeeter into a lake. God I feel old now lol.

JetRaiden · 2004-08-03, 09:10 PM

This just happend last night on Desolation.

I was getting owned my a mosquito, but thanks to PShield and a healthpack, I managed to survive the attack, a Quasar was on the wall of the base, so I had to seek shelter behind a giant rock to repair myself. I stop for a minute to gain some stamina. I begin healing myself, and as I start to repair my armor, I get tripleshotted from behind at point blank by an NC. He was with 3 squadmates and they were all behind me for at least a minute or two....

Meursault00 · 2004-08-03, 10:27 PM

This happened today for me.

We were capping Orisha on Cyssor. Not a lot of action at the time. Ao another base is hacked (I forget which) and I people in my squad (who are not guarding the hack) to get to that base and resecure. So I get in my Thresher that I have on reserve for one of my squadmates. I'm in a platoon so someone from another squad gets in. I kick her out and say I'm sorry and explain that the seat is reserved for someone else. My gunner comes up and we drive out of the courtyard.

Not 5 seconds later, we run into a mine and blow up.

The person who I kicked sure was lucky.

Another moment was when I was guarding a CC. I was talking to the other squad leaders in the platoon on who to hit next. A minute later, a Scatter MAX comes in blowing me away.

Doh!

JetRaiden · 2004-08-04, 01:56 AM

Originally Posted by Meursault00

This happened today for me.

We were capping Orisha on Cyssor. Not a lot of action at the time. Ao another base is hacked (I forget which) and I people in my squad (who are not guarding the hack) to get to that base and resecure. So I get in my Thresher that I have on reserve for one of my squadmates. I'm in a platoon so someone from another squad gets in. I kick her out and say I'm sorry and explain that the seat is reserved for someone else. My gunner comes up and we drive out of the courtyard.

Not 5 seconds later, we run into a mine and blow up.

The person who I kicked sure was lucky.

Yea, THe most pathetic thing Ive ever seen was a bunch of people pinned down by 3 or 4 spitfires, shooting at mines with gauss rifles, hoping to clear the courtyard entrance up a little. I watched in amusement for a few minutes, they looks like they had been there for about 10 minutes, clearing mines in the SOI with gauss rifles. so I pulled out my Command uplink and EMPed the place. probably saved them about an hour of dirty work.

AztecWarrior · 2004-08-04, 02:04 AM

This goes for all the Black Hawks:

I'm driving a Vanguard ahead of another one on a bridge. I stop, but the dumbass behind me (wink wink Infernus) keeps going. He wedges over me and off the side of the bridge, landing upside down. We were trying a good ten minutes to unflip it.

ViperGTS · 2004-08-04, 03:17 PM

Go bored droped all my wepons an acdently walked into a room with like 12 vs....

Infernus · 2004-08-04, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by AztecWarrior

This goes for all the Black Hawks:

I'm driving a Vanguard ahead of another one on a bridge. I stop, but the dumbass behind me (wink wink Infernus) keeps going. He wedges over me and off the side of the bridge, landing upside down. We were trying a good ten minutes to unflip it.

No, I was gunner of your vanguard... it was battlecruiser that puched us over the ledge I think.

Anyway... my stupidest moment involved a room full of friendly TR and a maelstrom... I have a problem remembering that the maelstrom has 3 firing settings (I'm used to 2 like most guns have) so as the VS rush in I start firing... only I'm firing bouncing maelstrom nades that are bouncing back and lashing us... killed as many friendlies as I did enemies, then got TKed...

Majik · 2004-08-04, 04:37 PM

I was defending a tower one day with one other VS in it. We get a mossie dropping hammerite come down from the roof. He gets to the other vanu first and kills him, then I get to him and get beaten too. Both of us respawn and move together back up the stairs to get this guy. We round the last corner to the CC and 'BOOM", he had laid a freaking boomer and got us both.

I felt so owned.

KeviN · 2004-08-05, 01:27 AM

Originally Posted by Jaged

I just realized that most of you probably diddnt get that lake joke. Who here besides sputty and hamma can remember where that joke came from?

I remember it, good times.

WritheNC · 2004-08-05, 04:36 AM

Every time I log in.

Then I say to myself, "Why am I here and not going out looking for a girlfriend? I am sooo pathetic!"

BadAsh · 2004-08-05, 12:49 PM

Note: I dug this one up. This was before the surge change and was originally posted on another similar thread.

Scenario:

Tower drop in Agile armor with a Sweeper in hand and a decimator in inventory

I land and turn Audio Amp on and scan 0 enemies in the tower.
I hack the tower door.
I proceed down to the CC.
I round the corner to almost run right into a NC Scatter MAX ( Yep, STILL not showing on Audio Amp)
We both stare at each other in surprise and I Surge up the stairs switching my Sweeper for the Deci.
No one fired a shot.
I come back with the Deci and the MAX is gone and 2 NC with Jackhammers are there�
I surge away and Switch to the Sweeper.
No one fired a shot.
In the process I see 2 infantry and 1 MAX giving chase with Audio Amp the MAX in the lead so I fall back to the roof and switch weapons again to the Deci
They open the door as I back up to line up the Deci shot
I step on a mine, which scares the piss outa me!!!
I spaz/twitch/jump half outa my chair and shoot the wall next to me
The Deci splash damage finishes me off and I kill myself.

Lessons:

Implant bugs suck
I have L33t mine finding skylz especially at crucial moments when it counts the most
Walls phear me and my Deci
The NC had the decency to allow me to complete my comedy routine without shooting at me and ruining my performance.