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| View Poll Results: What game is worse? | |||
| Michael Jackson's Moonwalker |
   
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11 | 45.83% |
| Dakitana |
  
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5 | 20.83% |
| I'm Amish. I'm yelling binary really loud. |
  
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8 | 33.33% |
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2004-09-13, 11:42 PM
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Earlier in IRC, I presented the case that Michael Jackson's Moonwalker is the worst game, ever.
My brother got it for his Sega emulator. For the ignorant, Google it. It conists of you playing Michael Jackson either kicking (with magic dust flying out), punching, or throwing your hat at guys who look like they're in the mafia. What appear to be zombie female prostitutes try to hold you in place if you approach them. One of your moves is a pelvic thrust. Your objective is to save children, about 10 in each zone. However, some challenged this idea. They maintain that Dakitana is the worst game ever. To the polls.  VS 
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. Last edited by AztecWarrior; 2004-09-13 at 11:47 PM. |
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2004-09-13, 11:44 PM
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I had that game. Randomly a monkey will fall from the sky, and land on you (if you're in the right place) and you get superpowers. I'm fucking serious.
I got to the level where you fight the zombies in the graveyard (again, I'm fucking serious) Level 3, I think
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[Sig removed by forums changing color. Ph34r the design change.]  +200 Cool Pts Last edited by Dharkbayne; 2004-09-13 at 11:47 PM. |
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2004-09-14, 01:04 AM
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Brigadier General
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No aztec, you have it all wrong. The worst game of all time was "Shaq Fu". The crappy SNES fighting game where you could play as Shaqiel O'neil. I'm pretty sure there werent any special moves, and the game was incredibly easy until the final boss, who is nearly impossible.
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2004-09-14, 06:48 AM
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Brigadier General
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Shaq Fu was the worst game ever, followed closely by Revolution X (feat. Aerosmith) for the genesis. We were expected to save a bus full of children by shooting everything on the bus until it was either on fire or nonexistant (because mudflaps are high explosive if shot repeatedly).
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