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2004-09-14, 07:21 PM
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...ia_cannibal_dc
Man Exhumes and Eats Grandson's Corpse
 
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2004-09-14, 08:35 PM
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WTF on the rocks.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-09-14, 09:23 PM
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Let's graze the first few threads:
-Ivan could literally sink New Orleans if it hits it -Man Exhumes and Eats Grandson's Corpse -Kitty torture video Okay, maybe you're right.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-09-14, 09:27 PM
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haha, i really want to make a photoshop for this thread though.
i envision some skinny black snaggletoothed guy wearing tribal gear standing in front of a big charcoal grill. he's grinning at the camera and holding out a bottle of barbecue sauce that says "omgwtfbbq sauce" on it. depending on my mood, maybe shop a human limb onto the grill. not necessary, though
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