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2004-09-15, 12:03 AM
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[Ignore Me] #19 | ||
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Lightbulb Collector
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I'll see it tomorrow.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-09-15, 12:51 AM
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Contributor Sergeant Major
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[00:30] <Squeeky> Starbum
[00:30] <Squeeky> Was that you? [00:30] <Squeeky> holy shit man [00:30] <Squeeky> HOLY SHIT [00:30] <Starbum> Yes! [00:30] <Squeeky> whoever that was [00:30] <Starbum> T'was me [00:30] <Squeeky> we freaked the lady out [00:30] <Starbum> Really?! [00:30] <Squeeky> haha ya [00:30] <Squeeky> i pretended someone was in the background [00:30] <Squeeky> "Ya, im on the phone with NY right now, we're bombing atlanta" [00:30] <Squeeky> ahahahh [00:30] <Squeeky> oh man [00:30] <Squeeky> Her voice [00:30] <Starbum> whiskey tango 91 alpha control 031a9 mobilization alpha denied ga [00:30] <Starbum> reconfirm the denial of service to the ny area q ga [00:30] <Starbum> negative niner contoller tango poder your mo ther is a whore ga [00:30] <Starbum> confirmed the target is atlanta, have a nice day ga sk [00:30] <Starbum> confirmed new york as many casulties as possible ga [00:30] <Starbum> see you with the 70 virgins ga [00:30] <Starbum> gXX aloh ockbard jihid the infadels long lived islam ga [00:30] <Squeeky> was trembling [00:31] <Squeeky> ahahhaha [00:31] <Squeeky> dude [00:31] <Squeeky> that owns [00:31] <Starbum> Her voice was trembling?! [00:31] <Squeeky> yes [00:31] <Squeeky> rofl [00:31] <Squeeky> fucking trembling [00:31] <Starbum> roflmao [00:31] <Squeeky> holy shit [00:31] <Starbum> pwnage! [00:31] <Kitro> lol! [00:31] <Squeeky> dude [00:31] <Squeeky> im done for tonight [00:31] <Squeeky> that chick was skurred [00:31] <Starbum> thats effing awesome [00:31] <Squeeky> look at that call guys [00:31] <Kitro> you recorded it right [00:31] <Squeeky> i was so serious with my tone of voice too [00:31] <Squeeky> no i cant  [00:31] <Starbum> awwwwwww [00:31] <Squeeky> Dude [00:31] <Kitro> omg [00:31] <Starbum> we gotta recreate it somehow, roflmao [00:32] <Squeeky> I was whispering "allah ackbar" between transmission [00:32] <Starbum> DUDE [00:32] <Starbum> Im about to puke im laughing so hard [00:32] <Squeeky> dude [00:32] <Squeeky> FBI is coming [00:32] <Squeeky> ahahha [00:32] <Squeeky> it was gold dude [00:32] <Squeeky> i wish you could have heard it [00:32] <Starbum> I know right? We'll be in prison tommorow [00:32] <Squeeky> She goes [00:32] <Squeeky> haha [00:32] <Squeeky> dude [00:32] <Squeeky> the 1st transmission [00:32] <Starbum> do tell! [00:32] <Squeeky> the whiskey niner alpha shit [00:32] <Squeeky> was MUCH longer [00:32] <Squeeky> a bunch of coordinates [00:32] <Squeeky> she goes "if i asked you to repeat that could you?" [00:33] <Squeeky> i said "Negative IP-Relay, confirm?" [00:33] <Squeeky> she starts laughing [00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> whiskey tango 91 alpha control 031a9 mobilization alpha denied ga [00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> reconfirm the denial of service to the ny area q ga [00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> negative niner contoller tango poder your mo ther is a whore ga [00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> confirmed the target is atlanta, have a nice day ga sk [00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> confirmed new york as many casulties as possible ga [00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> see you with the 70 virgins ga [00:33] <Squeeky> [21:30] <+Starbum> gXX aloh ockbard jihid the infadels long lived islam ga [00:33] <Kitro> lol [00:33] <Squeeky> Trig check that shit yo [00:33] * Squeeky was kicked by PSU-Bot (Stop Flooding �3518�) [00:33] * Squeeky has joined #ps-universe [00:33] * elana has quit IRC (Ping timeout) [00:33] <PSU-Triggar> You guys are weeeeeeird [00:33] <Squeeky> ahahah [00:33] <Squeeky> it was gold [00:33] <Starbum> Squeeky said her voice was trembling [00:33] <Squeeky> the operators voice was trembling [00:33] <Squeeky> i have such a good terroist voice [00:33] <PSU-Triggar> Hahahaha [00:33] <PSU-Triggar> NERDS! [00:33] <Squeeky> the accent was perfect [00:34] <Squeeky> ahahhaha [00:34] <Starbum> How did she say stuff? [00:34] <Squeeky> FO SHIZZEH! [00:34] <Squeeky> ok [00:34] <Starbum> Trembling how? [00:34] <Squeeky> She stuttered alot [00:34] <Squeeky> and for someone who does this for a living, thats unusual [00:34] <Squeeky> and she was heavy sighing and shit when she read the target was atlanta [00:34] <PSU-Triggar> Watch you get your phones tapped now [00:34] <Squeeky> ahaha [00:34] <CDL-Peacemaker> their phones? [00:34] <CDL-Peacemaker> They are getting sent to jail [00:34] <Squeeky> ahahah [00:34] <Squeeky> oh snap! [00:34] <Squeeky> Hey Trig [00:35] <PSU-Triggar> Hmm [00:35] <Squeeky> Quit being so ugly and stanky [00:35] <PSU-Triggar> Your mom is [00:35] <Squeeky> you bitchass [00:35] <Squeeky> Trig [00:35] <Starbum> Squeeky, I want to bunk with you in federal-pound-me-in-the-ass prison [00:35] <Squeeky> If you like my mom [00:35] <Squeeky> you'd like my gramma [00:35] <Squeeky> haha ok Starbum
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2004-09-15, 01:27 AM
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Contributor Lieutenant General
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OMFG that service is awsome! It is the ultimate prank call machine. I love it. How do they offer that for free? Why does it exist?
Someone has to record some phone sex over that. That would be fucking awsome.
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2004-09-15, 07:53 PM
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First Sergeant
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HFS that's some funny shite
 
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2004-09-16, 04:08 PM
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http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0039.wav
Fed up operator reading Linkin Park DOESNT FINISH http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0056.wav nomono ultro microscoptic silconi volcinous http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0053.wav barney song and with a gay sounding operator too lol http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0047.wav Wow that was poetic  http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0042.wav Alphabet anyone? Tongue Twisters http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0043.wav Thistle http://pacoc.com/relay/msg0041.wav night light
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Long Time Gone, joined in 2003. Coming back to get ready for PS 2. Learning the Ropes and looking for a good European Outfit, Otherwise am with the VS Azure Twilights |
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2004-09-16, 11:38 PM
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First Sergeant
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night lite: OWNED
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