Beer Alert!

[CDaws]

Subject: Please be on the Alert: Beer

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, party goers and
unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

A date rape drug on the market called "Beer," is used by many females to
target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." Beer
is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male
victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of
Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will
often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to
whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often
awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before,often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that
in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory women
administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town
where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open
and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support
group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses."

[ABRAXAAS]

[Squeeky]

Hell i wouldnt mind!

[KoldFusion]

I don't drink though.... So i'm safe

[Sputty]

I'm with Squeek here. I don't think I'd mind.

[HotDogTommy]

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occured.

there's also usually a distinct smell.

also guys, if you'd ever slept with a good looking woman you would sure as hell mind sleeping with an ugly one.

[Led]

Crap, our secret is out! At least they do not know about the Super Huge Ultra Secret Mesmerizing Boob-Ray we are building in... oops.

Nevermind, go away, shoo!

[Denali]

So THAT'S what that stuff was!!! I've been used!!!

[CDaws]

Originally posted by Led
Crap, our secret is out! At least they do not know about the Super Huge Ultra Secret Mesmerizing Boob-Ray we are building in... oops.

I'd like to see that being developed.

Led, cool arse sig you got there! I love that.