I require assistence please

WildEagle · 2004-12-15, 03:48 PM

Does anyone know any sites that have good quotes for away messages?
thanx in advance

JetRaiden · 2004-12-15, 03:49 PM

www.somethingawful.com

just look around a bit.

MrPaul · 2004-12-15, 03:49 PM

your mind?

WildEagle · 2004-12-15, 03:58 PM

anymore site's?

OfaLoaf · 2004-12-15, 03:59 PM

I just make them up.

"I'm sorry, but I KHAAAAN't be here right now. Go away."
"Shh! Ugoff needs silence!"
"Stalker! Go try to rape someone else!"

JetRaiden · 2004-12-15, 04:00 PM

quote family guy. any random line from the show is more then acceptable.

Hezzy · 2004-12-15, 04:35 PM

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

quote family guy. any random line from the show is more then acceptable.

How old are you?
16
18? Gig gig GIGGITY

WildEagle · 2004-12-15, 04:43 PM

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks