I want my western burger.

Hamma · 2005-04-07, 09:52 AM

I heard this on the radio yesterday and had to share

This lady was not getting the right burger at burger king. So what did she do? She called 911 and demanded help..

http://staff.planetside-universe.com...kcomplaint.mp3

It's work safe for the most part, and funny as hell. The cop definatly owns her up

Mango · 2005-04-07, 10:24 AM

"Well your supposed to be here to protect me!"
"What are we protecting you from, the wrong cheese burger?"

I'm lovin it

Kyonye · 2005-04-07, 11:28 AM

yeah that was hilarious....I saw it on Ebaumsworld and I was on the ground laughing.

Strygun · 2005-04-07, 05:30 PM

I heard that on my radio this morning too! Weird!

Hilarious, none the less.

MattxMosh · 2005-04-07, 05:43 PM

Holy Shit, Someone needs to shoot that woman in the face.

And give me those burgers she didnt want.

Electrofreak · 2005-04-08, 03:53 AM

Wow. Just wow. This TOTALLY reminds me of something that happened when I was younger.

My stepmom knows a lady just like that. Once when I was like 16 or so, our two families got out of a movie we'd just seen together and stopped by a fast food restaurant (don't remember which one) for something to eat afterwards. The other mom got the wrong stuff on her burger so she went inside and spoke to the manager, and complained until she got the correct burger for free. The lady actually wasted like 10 minutes complaining about her burger and how she wanted the correct burger and a refund of the price. She got it, but my stepmom was really embarassed by the whole thing, I mean we had to sit there and listen to the lady hassle the employees and then come back a few minutes later, refund in hand, and act like she'd been seriously wronged in some way. Her kids were even embarassed about it all.

If they mess up on my burger, I either run inside with the receipt and say "I think I got someone elses sandwhich, heres what I ordered" and get it switched, or just scrape what I don't want off and deal with it. Can't stand those people who turn it into a big deal like its some sort of crime.

firecrackerNC · 2005-04-08, 03:40 PM

Eh if I dont get what I want I always go back and get a free new burger. I dont make a big deal tho I just say that they screwed up and should fix there mistake and it has worked everytime as long as i am calm

Atog · 2005-04-08, 04:38 PM

what the heck is a western burger anyways?

firecrackerNC · 2005-04-08, 04:44 PM

A burger made out west and shipped here.

Squeeky · 2005-04-10, 03:20 PM

I live 30 minutes from Laguna Niguel, and know the type.

The lady calling in was probably some MILF in a pink jumpsuit with "hotty" written on her ass. She probably drove a lifted Excursion and just picked up her bratty little fucking rotten children from private school.

Kyonye · 2005-04-10, 04:14 PM

Originally Posted by Squeeky

I live 30 minutes from Laguna Niguel, and know the type.

The lady calling in was probably some MILF in a pink jumpsuit with "hotty" written on her ass. She probably drove a lifted Excursion and just picked up her bratty little fucking rotten children from private school.

we have that over here in westchester county, new york. the town is called Rye. Very rich people where the wives, no matter what age, have to look like milf's. they are bitchy, and have bratty kids. i've done work there installing central air units (piping, electronics, and the actual installation of the units). all assholes...ok, more like 95% of them.

DropShipEdward · 2005-04-11, 07:21 AM

it was tae kwon do and she's probably in a suburban

but still, freaking hilarious

Electrofreak · 2005-04-12, 06:06 AM

Originally Posted by Squeeky

I live 30 minutes from Laguna Niguel, and know the type.

The lady calling in was probably some MILF in a pink jumpsuit with "hotty" written on her ass. She probably drove a lifted Excursion and just picked up her bratty little fucking rotten children from private school.

The irony is that the mom I mentioned in my post is married to a millionaire in Virginia, drives an Excursion (leather seats, built-in theatre and all), and her kids go to private school. Dunno about the MILF part though.

Her kids are snotty little brats and once or twice a year they come back up here to visit their family and we get stuck going out to some super-fucking-expensive restaurant because our moms used to hang out like 8 years ago, and have these filthy rich little kids wave their money and gadgets under our noses all damn day. God I hate them.

Kinda wierd how Squeeky hit the nail on the head with that one.

Hamma · 2005-04-13, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Squeeky

I live 30 minutes from Laguna Niguel, and know the type.

The lady calling in was probably some MILF in a pink jumpsuit with "hotty" written on her ass. She probably drove a lifted Excursion and just picked up her bratty little fucking rotten children from private school.

That post cracked me up.