Humor on Wikipedia

[Strygun]

Hey folks,

Look at this really funny thing I found on Wikipedia. It's the "unban" request by some user named **** (anyone ever heard of him?) I thought it was really funny, so I'm sharing it (today - October 3, 2009 AD - Gregorian calendar.)

Dear Wikipedia users and staff, I would like to express my sorrow for all the trouble I've caused you. Please understand that I have learned from my mistakes. I did not intentionally vandalize Wikipedia. I really really want to be a Wikipedia administrator, and please answer this question, what are the odds of a blocked user becoming a Wikipedia administrator. Well I don't really know what the odds are, but I doubt they are high. I am forced to give you this apology not in my talk page, because somebody protected my talk page so people can't contact me, and so I can't say I'm sorry. One of these days I will become a Wikipedia administrator and help people with their problems. I will also stop vandalism, I will be able to convince the vandals that are good and don't know that they are vandalising Wikipedia that what they are doing is wrong (I can get throught to these people, because I used to be one of them). I can get through to them, that way no one has to go through what I've been through ever again. I will also make very important edits about very important topics. Some of these topics include Prussia, the SS Free, Praize, Halo Delta, Subsim, Sword Forum International, Three Sixty Pacific, and others. Everyone, the only way we can fight rogue admins is if we all join together, remember there are more of us than there are of them, don't forget that 95% of Wikipedia's admins are actually good, I hate to say it but............Daniel Case could have originally been a good admin, he just likes banning people a lot. I will also pass Wikipedia rules against what Daniel Case did to me and so many others like me. I will also fix the blocking system, I will make it so people aren't automatically blocked, they will recieve a fair trial in which they are innocent until proven guilty. I will also remove the speedy deletion bot and so every article gets a fair trial before it is automatically deleted for no reason by a bot. I will also improve Wikipedia by making it more reliable, together we can make it so schools and universities allow Wikipedia as a source. I can not bring about this change alone, we must stand together, this is the world's encyclopedia/wiki/online encyclopedia, not just the admins, everyone has a say in the New Wikipedia. But before I can do all these great things, I have to be unblocked, like I said before, what are the odds of a blocked member being an administrator, some of you may say "Well if he/she is blocked, I don't think they can be that good of an admin, since they can't edit". But people, I'm not a bad person, I am here for you. I care about YOU! We need to think before we edit WIKIPEDIA! WE MUST STAND UNITED! OR VANDALS WILL DESTROY ALL OF WHICH WE FOUGHT SO HARD TO BUILD! Please people, take my hand, we shall make Wikipedia whole again. I will never again vandalize Wikipedia, the times in the past that I did, I am deeply sorry, but I can't change what I did, we have to live with it, we have to move on. Just think to yourself, what would Jesus do? Would Jesus smite me for making a mistake, or would he forgive me and give me a second or third chance? Do you know that pretty much every single day, for the past 2 years, I have apologized to Daniel Case and the other admins, for what I have done. And all they do is block the IP address and laugh at me. Please, look into your heart, I am deeply sorry. Please forgive me, I am not a poster, I am not an IP address, I am not a vandal, I am not a spammer, I am not a Wikipedian that apologizes to people just to get laughed at, I am not a Wikipedian at all, and neither are you, we are human beings, and its about time we get treated like we are. Did you know, that Daniel Case, hates me so much, that he wanted to ban all dial-up people whoi use Wikipedia. He also wanted to ban a company. If you don't believe me, read the ANI Notice led by Daniel Case about banning me. He talks about how much fun it would be to ban all Level 3 Communications Internet people. He thinks I use Level 3, which I don't, but he wanted to ban everyone for using the same type of Internet as me. He banned a company from Wikipedia, he banned Reenactor Entertainment's website and all of there games's websites just for fun. He also banned all ************ users and urls, just because I use ************ forums and he hates forums now. He banned all ********** forums and users as well, because ************'s company, Zathyious Systems also made **********. Can you be any more prejudice? I mean this guy makes the KKK look like a couple of Zerglings on StarCraft. Please unban me, I beg of you! People please, if you think I deserve another chance, please reply, and say it, please."

There's more humor to be found on the original page, here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Xgmx

[Ghryphen]

Holy shit, I found this image while looking around at his various bannings, this made my eyes tear up...

Banned:
http://www.fifthnet.org/forum/member.php?u=148
http://forums.sega.com/member.php?u=103375
http://forums.steampowered.com/forum....php?p=9324669
http://www.game-warden.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7136
http://www.lurkerlounge.com/forums/i...ded&pid=163633
http://forums.filefront.com/member.php?u=213826
http://forums.tentonhammer.com/showthread.php?t=44106
http://gamegossip.com/forums/members/admiralxgmx.html
http://*******.com/home/forums/member.php?u=8199

I got tired of looking at them all.

He fucking spams that ss free crap all over the place like he is trying to generate traffic and his forums are still a ghost town.

[Firefly]

What the fuck, dipshit. Your fucking profile says otherwise.

[Firefly]

And since you've probably spammed the shit out of so many places that you don't even remember your aliases or what you put on profiles, here's a little reminder.

[img]http://www.the-bwc.com/imagez/****01.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.the-bwc.com/imagez/****02.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.the-bwc.com/imagez/****03.jpg[/img]

[Baneblade]

This kid must think we are idiots or something.

[Hamma]

Priceless.

And he doesn't even know who he is.

Scheming?

I don't believe you are capable of scheming, that would require some level of creativity, something you display a considerable lack of. I mean, seriously, you come back a third time and you post the same sort of crap every time. Why bother even making a new account for it? Why not just log into admiralxgmx?

I have a feeling we have several months of amusement left out of mistar ****

[Strygun]

Originally Posted by Gryphon

Holy shit, I found this image while looking around at his various bannings, this made my eyes tear up...

I got tired of looking at them all.

He fucking spams that ss free crap all over the place like he is trying to generate traffic and his forums are still a ghost town.

There are quite a few more if you change the terms to "****" or "xgmx" instead of admiralxgmx.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=****+%2Bbanned
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=xgmx+%2Bbanned

[Hamma]

Originally Posted by ****

No, I never use admiralxgmx on forums, only on instant messengers.

You realize nobody here believes you right? Just admit that internet forums are your favorite spamming grounds and we can all move on.

[321]

That compilation of Yahoo Answers posts is so win.

[Hamma]

Aye props to Gryphon on that one.

[Ghryphen]

Originally Posted by ****

What the fuck, I'm not admiralxgmx.

So someone else is out there posting SS Free crap under the name admiralxgmx? BS kid.

[Hamma]

Of course they are Gryphon it's a very popular intertube.

[Mag-Mower]

Originally Posted by 321

That compilation of Yahoo Answers posts is so win.

So very win.

[Firefly]

Looks like this kid is on the fast train to posting on Craigslist looking for some trannie-lovers to teach him the ropes of being a good cross-dresser.

[Fishsticks]

I like how he is 15 years old and his occupation in most of those forums states he is a software engineer.