Will each empire have a unique ability? - Page 2

mr_luc · 2003-03-24, 03:14 PM

Actually . . . the VS get the best-looking MAX armor.

The other two are cool in an industrial-techno-futuristic sort of way.

But the VS MAX is just, well, SEXY. Besides, purple is damn cool (GO VIKINGS) and damn funky, to boot.

The VS will be invited to all the cool parties, and the VS MAX armors will be sexing all of the wimmins, and the TR and the NC will be standing around looking FEARSOME, and looking real competent and on-edge and constipated, which is nice and everything but all of their ladies are telling them "Oh, hey baby I have to go over to my girlfriend's house, why don't you watch the hologram or something", and then they hop a Galaxy with their girls and head on over to the VS party at the jumpgate. Meanwhile, the VS MAX is jetting up on top of an AMS and leading the dance, while the VS light armor spins and the Infiltrators are feeling up everyone's dance partners from behind.

The VS will own you all. Sorry, that's just the way it has to be. I mean seriously -- how can you have FUN in NC/TR gear?

�io · 2003-03-24, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by mr_luc
The VS will be invited to all the cool parties, and the VS MAX armors will be sexing all of the wimmins, and the TR and the NC will be standing around looking FEARSOME, and looking real competent and on-edge and constipated, which is nice and everything but all of their ladies are telling them "Oh, hey baby I have to go over to my girlfriend's house, why don't you watch the hologram or something", and then they hop a Galaxy with their girls and head on over to the VS party at the jumpgate.

Sando138 · 2003-03-24, 04:38 PM

how can you have fun in NC gear? its all subjective. I might find it fun to pop a few caps in the Aforementioned Parties (Vanu) and use my armor to store your looted weaponry. too bad you cant stuff a max armor into a locker, or into your back pocket to carry back to base... or can you?

mr_luc · 2003-03-24, 04:45 PM

Um.

The Vanu bring the funk.

The rest are squares. The NC MAX is so BOXY, and the TR MAX looks like a baby or something -- also it looks like it's wearing a diaper.

Not that you won't be able to hunt down a few Vanu. There are lots of posers who can wear the gear without bringing the fear.

But don't even mess with a Brothah VS.