Mandatory Introduction

[Lord Surtr]

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Hello ['your name here'],

My name is ['my name here']. How you you? I am well.

Things have been going well ['on the farm','at the office','in the city','in prison']. I hope I am able to ['harvest all them crops','meet all of my deadlines','strangle a hobo for rent','maintain a low sphinctoral diameter'].

Please continue to care for my ['promiscuous sister','carnival goldfish','fancy hat','promiscuous dog']. Your assistance is much appreciated.

Your reward of ['10,000 fake ruppees','a grandfather clock','fancy hat','promiscuous dog'] will be delivered shortly.

This chat has been fun.

Mission accomplished.

[Snipefrag]

ya rly....

[ManBreakfast]

Mandatory Response Processing . . .

Hello LORD SURTR

We are well. You are well. This is congruent.

It is good that things are well. Your thing that you have left with us is in satisfactory condition.

Do not deliver the reward. We will collect on our terms. Expect us.

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[Hamma]

Welcome to PSU!

[Zidane]

lolz, Welcome to PSU! Cya on the battlefield!