Favorite Quotes (Not PSU Quotes)

[shiflett]

This has to be one of my favourite quotes of all time :-

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee.".
Sir Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

oh and also

You'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel - Homer Simpson

[Hunter83]

"Intel or AMD - who cares?! Nvidia or ATI - who cares?! Windows or Linux - who cares?! It's about the experience. The technology. It's the journey, not the destination. There is no end point. No perfect buy. No perfect company. No perfect chip. Stop looking for your identity in a piece of hardware!" --Tom's Hardware

"If you are going through hell, keep going." -Churchill

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." -Steven Wright

"Not that anyone ever cussed in EverQuest" - SmokeJumper

"experience is what you get, when you don't get what you want." -Farslayer

[Sando138]

"You start life with a bag full of luck, and an empty bag of experience. the idea is to fill the bag of experience before you run out of luck." -Anon.

"While you may be a force to be reckoned with, stronger than any you have ever encountered, there is always at least one being who can bring you to your knees."- Me

"God does not play dice with the universe." -Einstein

"Overconfidence is the bane of Mankind, as the more you experience the joy of victory, the more likely you will feel the agonies of defeat next time around. thus, you are at your Weakest when you believe yourself strong." -anon, adapted by me.

[Streamline]

Here's one that made me laugh recently.

"I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL, WHILE YOU'RE THERE YOU CAN LICK THE DEVIL'S ASS!"

By an anime character called Alucard...even though the pic says A"R"UCARD. You know these thing don't arways transrate rell

[Sentrosi]

One that I personally live with each day:

"You can do anything in life as long as you are willing to pay the concequences."

[�io]

Originally posted by Stream|ine
Here's one that made me laugh recently.


By an anime character called Alucard...even though the pic says A"R"UCARD. You know these thing don't arways transrate rell

Actually the R in japanese is pronouced as an L. Like Riu would actually be pronounced "Liu".

[Mr Ninja Goat]

"Do or do not, there is no try." -Yoda

[mistled]

Originally posted by powdahound
He never said that. He talked about how he helped get funding to the military FOR the internet. So basically he was a crucial step in the start of the net, but he never said he invented it.

Gore was speaking to Wolf Blitzer of CNN. The interview took place on March 9, 1999 during CNN's "Late Edition" show. Specifically, what Gore said was "I took the initiative in creating the Internet."

I'm sure we can all see how that could easily be taken how most people do.

[BUGGER]

"wOOt LP Meteora!!!
wOOt NASCAR!!!!
wOOt Bush is a ***!!!

wOOt...ahh hell, get on with it."

i think wierd stuff.......



tho my most fav, "He who commands the future, conquered the past."

[d3ath4u]

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)


"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)


"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"Don't be so humble - you are not that great."
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)


Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right."
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."
- Vince Lombardi

[xuur]

"If you're gonna be a turd, go lay out in the yard" - unknown

"Why dont you go outside and play a game of hide-and-go-fuck-yourself" - George Carlin

"you're not even interesting enough to make me sick" - some girl I tried to pick up.