Is this wrong? - Page 18

Paingiver · 2004-04-19, 09:45 PM

Ya, when relationships get cloudy suspicions and tensions rise. One of my friends confronted his girlfriend because he thought she was cheating on him, she got mad because she said that he didn't trust her, and she dumped him. Well it turned out she was cheating on him. My advice is to either A) talk to one of her friends about it B) Talk to her about it, but tread carefully C) take her out somewhere, maybe go to an ice cream parlor, and then walk down and catch a movie, because she may be bored in the relationship / but im not too sure, because of the little info given about the situation.

SkunkPunk · 2004-04-19, 10:00 PM

4:20 is coming I shouldnt be sad... Im just gonna hope for the best and keep trying to talk to her. oh yea im also quitting weed for her, and even cutting my hair!

well i guess ill keep it long until i find out whats going on, just to be safe

Ivan · 2004-04-19, 10:10 PM

Oddfish, I cry now because this once great thread is now teh suck. We shall have to do this again till 4 am once again.

oddfish · 2004-04-20, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Ivan

Oddfish, I cry now because this once great thread is now teh suck. We shall have to do this again till 4 am once again.

okay, back on topic:

SDM, this is not a buttsex thread, thank you. Skunkpunk, dude, that sounds suspiciously like what happened to my much older brother. I was 14, he was 23, his girlfriend at the time pulled this similar shit, only without the online stuff. She was cheating on him with some stupid elf-looking bastard that me and my friend A.J. proceeded to beat the shit out of for keying my dad's '65 corvette, (and also for cheating on my brother but that was more an afterthought, me and my brother don't get along too well, age gap=teh suck.) Anyways, she was cheating on my brother, sorry for the drawn out story but i feel it had to be explained and elaborated on and what not. blah. anyways, your girlfriend is either cheating on you or THINKING about doing something with another guy but isn't quite sure how to break up with you. it is teh suckay, but it happens. best bet is to go see her and honestly ask her what's on her mind. talking = good in any decent relationship. if she beats around the bush then maybe it's time to say goodbye and hang with your friends for a few weeks.

two things help a guy get over a girl: hanging out with friends, or a new girl. Sex won't do it, work won't do it, only good friends or a new love interest. believe me on that.

now, brief update, she's sleeping in my bed right now.

we were watching south park earlier and then we played Halo which she's amazingly good at, and then we talked about why Johnny Depp is awesome and then she fell asleep around 12:30.. she has the cutest smile right now.

anways. she's asleep, so i may hit the IRC. i dunno.

SDM · 2004-04-20, 12:11 AM

Whether you like it or not, this is indeed a buttsex thread.

oddfish · 2004-04-20, 12:21 AM

Originally Posted by SDM

Whether you like it or not, this is indeed a buttsex thread.

SDM. <-- short for Sodom, as in Sodomy. I'm starting to see it all so clearly now.

and no, this is not a buttsex thread.

Aztec, by the way, sorry if i pissed you off with the catholicism thing: i just thing that the Catholic church is full of hypocrisy.

And, Lightfire, you have never had sex, so shut the fuck up. Trust me, buddy, i can tell. The closest your dick has been to a girl is when you scoot past them at lunch time to get to your seat next to all your little friends to talk about what it would be like to have sex with a girl, and make jokes about fucking each others' mothers. you've never had sex, so stop pretending like you're hot shit. i'm not gonnas ask for pics, because that's just plain fucking immature. what i am going to ask for is that you stop lying to all of us and quit being such a little bitch. in fact, i forsee you as a virgin until you're about 32, in which case you'll have sex with a 58 year old hungarian slut name Lula. You'll pay her the eleven dollars and seven cents for the one and a half minutes of sex you have, and then you'll go home and go to sleep without taking a shower, then you'll call in to work at mcdonalds the next day and tell them you're sick. then, you'll go and contemplate your life, whereby you will get in your rusty 1993 chevy cavalier with no back window and a donut for the frunt left tire, and drive to the local sperm bank to jerk off for enough money to pay the phone bill so you can still call your sex line every other night. you'll become old and tottery and you'll live a sad lonely life.

you can change this now by coming clean and telling us all that you are a blatant liar and that you've never had sex and that you masterbate constantly to old playboys from 1978 that your dad hides under the mattress in his bedroom. okay? great. thanks. love you too.

Dharkbayne · 2004-04-20, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by oddfish

SDM. <-- short for Sodom, as in Sodomy. I'm starting to see it all so clearly now.

and no, this is not a buttsex thread.

Aztec, by the way, sorry if i pissed you off with the catholicism thing: i just thing that the Catholic church is full of hypocrisy.

And, Lightfire, you have never had sex, so shut the fuck up. Trust me, buddy, i can tell. The closest your dick has been to a girl is when you scoot past them at lunch time to get to your seat next to all your little friends to talk about what it would be like to have sex with a girl, and make jokes about fucking each others' mothers. you've never had sex, so stop pretending like you're hot shit. i'm not gonnas ask for pics, because that's just plain fucking immature. what i am going to ask for is that you stop lying to all of us and quit being such a little bitch. in fact, i forsee you as a virgin until you're about 32, in which case you'll have sex with a 58 year old hungarian slut name Lula. You'll pay her the eleven dollars and seven cents for the one and a half minutes of sex you have, and then you'll go home and go to sleep without taking a shower, then you'll call in to work at mcdonalds the next day and tell them you're sick. then, you'll go and contemplate your life, whereby you will get in your rusty 1993 chevy cavalier with no back window and a donut for the frunt left tire, and drive to the local sperm bank to jerk off for enough money to pay the phone bill so you can still call your sex line every other night. you'll become old and tottery and you'll live a sad lonely life.

you can change this now by coming clean and telling us all that you are a blatant liar and that you've never had sex and that you masterbate constantly to old playboys from 1978 that your dad hides under the mattress in his bedroom. okay? great. thanks. love you too.

pwnt.

oddfish · 2004-04-20, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by Dharkbayne

pwnt.

why thank you, Dhark.

martyr · 2004-04-20, 12:30 AM

Originally Posted by oddfish

unholy ownage raining down from the skies unto lightfire

breathtaking... absolutely brilliant. and thoroughly deserved.

hip hip.

oddfish · 2004-04-20, 12:59 AM

lightfire's penis needs to be liberated from his body.

Octavian · 2004-04-20, 01:00 AM

Originally Posted by oddfish

lightfire's penis needs to be liberated from his body.

How do you know he has a penis?

oddfish · 2004-04-20, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by Octavian

How do you know he has a penis?

*sigh* because he does. it's called reality. problem on his end is that he claims to have used it when he clearly never has: i repeat:

Originally Posted by Oddfish

And, Lightfire, you have never had sex, so shut the fuck up. Trust me, buddy, i can tell. The closest your dick has been to a girl is when you scoot past them at lunch time to get to your seat next to all your little friends to talk about what it would be like to have sex with a girl, and make jokes about fucking each others' mothers. you've never had sex, so stop pretending like you're hot shit. i'm not gonnas ask for pics, because that's just plain fucking immature. what i am going to ask for is that you stop lying to all of us and quit being such a little bitch. in fact, i forsee you as a virgin until you're about 32, in which case you'll have sex with a 58 year old hungarian slut name Lula. You'll pay her the eleven dollars and seven cents for the one and a half minutes of sex you have, and then you'll go home and go to sleep without taking a shower, then you'll call in to work at mcdonalds the next day and tell them you're sick. then, you'll go and contemplate your life, whereby you will get in your rusty 1993 chevy cavalier with no back window and a donut for the frunt left tire, and drive to the local sperm bank to jerk off for enough money to pay the phone bill so you can still call your sex line every other night. you'll become old and tottery and you'll live a sad lonely life.

there ya have it. i hope the shithead reads this.