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2004-04-16, 10:39 PM
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My girlfriend and I broke up a week ago and tonight, i'm walking back to my dorm with my Laundry and this unnecessarily hot girl is locked out of her dorm, right? So, i just smile at her as i walk by and she feels really emberassed and she just kinda laughs as i go by. So, i stop. cuz, how do you not. And i asked her: "um, i imagine being locked out of your dorm in your underwear wasn't the plan, right?"
The answer was a big negative and she asked if i had a phone she could use. i did. it was at my room. so i asked her if she wanted me to run and get it and she asked if she could just come back to my room and use it cuz it was really cold. so i said yeah... of course.. she comes back to my room, uses the phone, and then we start talking, while she sits on my roommate's bed in her underwear. talking led to flirting, flirting led to minor physical contact, that led to playful jostling, which in turn led to naughtiness of a nature i wish not to describe in the forums. i almost didn't catch this girl's name. i feel really shitty right now because i'm not sure if this was a good thing to do at all. this forum community has been really cool to me since i've been here and i figured you guys would be able to tell me in a rather mature fashion if i should feel like a prick or just relax and not worry about it.
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2004-04-16, 10:42 PM
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I wouldn't have gone...that far *ahem*, being a Catholic and all, but you really should get to know the person. Could be a long-lasting relationship.
If not, you need to choke a bitch.  Personally, I would (Atheists skip this step) go repent, then get to know her. She seems...nice.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-04-16, 10:47 PM
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i ALMOST didn't get her name.. but still.. i think this was pretty shitty.. good.. but at the same time very not..
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Oddfish - The wind beneath your wings My Blog [20:19] <Phobos> oddfish: Glad to see you, now help me move this dead body. |
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2004-04-16, 10:47 PM
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If she goes that far with you, chances are that she likes you.
You may want to get tested, too.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-04-16, 10:52 PM
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Don't jump to conclusions. And STDs are no laughing matter, I had to do a report on all those diseases, they're sick.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-04-16, 10:54 PM
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i used teh pretekshun.. so, i mean, i know that doesn't save you from everything, but still..
look, it's bad enough my conscience is kicking my ass right now, i don't need to be thinking about STD's, thank you very much.. 
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Oddfish - The wind beneath your wings My Blog [20:19] <Phobos> oddfish: Glad to see you, now help me move this dead body. |
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2004-04-16, 10:57 PM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-04-16, 10:59 PM
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i called a few of my friends, but they all said the same stupid immature shit. my closest friends don't live around where i go to college so i have to settle for these fucking little rich bitches.. i can't get a hold of any of my really good friends and i needed advice from SOME intelligent people, so.. yeah.. i came here.. sorry, pants, i guess i came to the wrong place.
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Oddfish - The wind beneath your wings My Blog [20:19] <Phobos> oddfish: Glad to see you, now help me move this dead body. |
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2004-04-16, 11:03 PM
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Sorry for being an ass. I was just on another forum and some Russian guy is talking about how North American women are cheap and easy and says hes fucked 5 in a week. Clearly he's full of shit.
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2004-04-16, 11:05 PM
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i don't know what i said to get this girl in the mood she was in. i think it was the fact that she was in her underwear so figured: "cute guy, hell, i'm already half naked anyways, wtf?"
i dunno.. confusion mounting..
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Oddfish - The wind beneath your wings My Blog [20:19] <Phobos> oddfish: Glad to see you, now help me move this dead body. |
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