I Have A New Understanding Of German Men

[firecrackerNC]

Yea I do, I have 5 heads. Hence why I use a extra large glove.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

do you have like a mutated penis from chernobyl?

STALKER - Shadow of Chernobyl : The Penis Incident

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

Yea I do, I have 5 heads. Hence why I use a extra large glove.

women hate that.

they must be rather confused when they suck you off like you claim to have done so many times.

[firecrackerNC]

I dont believe I ever claimed such a thing as Ive had it done alot,got proof?

[Triggar]

[firecrackerNC]

I like drama. Brings me happiness in my pants.

[Derfud]

For one thing, those gloves for handling dangerous chemicals are pretty fucking long. I bet any woman you tried to engage in intercourse with that thing could only result in he being accidentally eviscerated.

[GeneralRazor]

Here's some truth for your fun facts:

To make a long story short, I was meeting a chick to have some "fun" on the town. She had a hotel. After the night out we ended up at her hotel. I happened to be out of condoms on this particular night. My roomate at the time gave me a couple to last me the night.

Of course, things get hot immediatly after we get to the room. I ask her if she is protected. She says she is. Excellent! One thing leads to another...I use the first condom...everthing is hot and goes well.

The second time around, things get even more intense, she insists on being on top. Alot more grinding going on.

After we both "got our share" she pulls away, only to find....I'm not strapped any more!

At this point I know, but she asks, "where did it go?" I can only give her a peculiar look. She runs to the bathroom.

---Of course I left alot of details out. But nonetheless, this is a true story. The condoms were small. And I'm not boasting my size. But thinking back on it, they were alot of hassle (putting them on, and the ending incident)

So, find your size!

(P.S. if your wondering why...if it was small then it should have stayed on....in the heat of the moment I guess I didn't put it on all the way, the first one was a struggle to get on, and by the second time we were pretty hot to get it on again).

[Giovanni]

Wow... I have to go to germany I'd have a huge one compared to average guys .

[Squeeky]

I had a female friend fuck a guy at a party. Same thing happened. He finishes, pulls out...no condom.

Long story short, she had to call her mom, get taken to the Emergency Room..drunk, and it took 90 painful minutes to extract the condom from her vagina.

Last I heard she was in a private all girls school on the East Coast

[Giovanni]

Originally Posted by Squeeky

I had a female friend fuck a guy at a party. Same thing happened. He finishes, pulls out...no condom.

Long story short, she had to call her mom, get taken to the Emergency Room..drunk, and it took 90 painful minutes to extract the condom from her vagina.

Last I heard she was in a private all girls school on the East Coast

Owned! I for one had a couple of scares but nothing like losing a condom .

[Electrofreak]

I will go on the record and state that I've never actually whipped out a ruler and measured my genitals. I'm sorry, is that strange?

Edit- I was going to go and say something witty like "I don't have a yardstick" but I decided that would be lame.

[TheN00b]

Originally Posted by Electrofreak

I will go on the record and state that I've never actually whipped out a ruler and measured my genitals. I'm sorry, is that strange?

Edit- I was going to go and say something witty like "I don't have a yardstick" but I decided that would be lame.

Aye. Ah do not see the purpose...








WITHOUT A YARDSTICK! Ahem.

[Firefly]

You poor bastards.

I'm sterile - I don't need one. HAHA!!

[Peacemaker]

Good. Now we dont have to worry about you reproducing just like we all thought you shouldnt.

Anyways. Uh yea... .thats just freaky... and OMG NEW SMILES!!!