I Have A New Understanding Of German Men

[Triggar]

http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsArticle...2&section=news

Ahh. So THAT'S what it's all about.

BERLIN (Reuters) - Most German men wear condoms of the wrong size, a condom distributor has said, after asking more than 2,500 men to measure their erect penis.

"People measure their feet when they buy shoes. Why shouldn't they measure their penises? A man would not wear children's shoes," said Jan Vinzenz Krause of Vinico, which released the study's findings on World AIDS Day.

Most condom boxes in Germany indicated size but men, due to embarrassment or vanity, rarely checked or just bought those marked "extra large", he said on Wednesday.

Vinico's survey recommended various brands to be used -- depending on the endowment of the wearer.

The study found the average erect penis size was 14.7 cm (5-3/4 inches), with 40 percent of participants reporting lengths between 12 and 15 cm (4-3/4 and 5-7/8 inches).

When compared with the condoms normally used by the participants, the results showed only 18 percent wore the right size, with nearly half squeezing into condoms that were too small and 34 percent trying to use those that were too big.

[Rayder]

So wait, half were using condoms smaller than their actual size....

[JetRaiden]

I guess they dont have the confidence problem we have over in the states.


On a related note, my ego just got a nice boost.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Hip thrust.

[Mag]

Masturbation.

[Jennyboo]

[Derfud]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

I guess they dont have the confidence problem we have over in the states.


On a related note, my ego just got a nice boost.

Are you implying that you have a large penis?

[Biohazzard56]

Originally Posted by Derfud

Are you implying that you have a large penis?

Its more than 4 1/2 inches. OMGMOONSTERCOCKXXORS

[Squeeky]

I can barely slip into Magnums. I'm fucking huge nilla

[Mag]

I have to sew my own.

[Firefly]

I once read a statistics page in some magazine, probably Penthouse, that German men have, statistically, the most-narrow penises, and Asian men (specifically Japanese, but not limited to the rest of Asia) have the smallest.

[Infernus]

Originally Posted by JetRaiden

I guess they dont have the confidence problem we have over in the states.


On a related note, my ego just got a nice boost.

Indeed...

and mag? you make your own too?

[firecrackerNC]

I have to use an extra large rubber glove. You know the real long kind used for chemicals, yeah i have to use that.

[Mag]

Yep Inf. Out've elephant hide.

[JetRaiden]

Originally Posted by firecrackerNC

I have to use an extra large rubber glove. You know the real long kind used for chemicals, yeah i have to use that.

do you have like a mutated penis from chernobyl?