Tips for getting out of the dreaded "good friend" stage

[Doobz]

wha...?

anyways, i live in savannah at the moment

[ho]

doobz i could be there in 3 hours im in florence sc

[Doobz]

yes, i believe you have threatened to come to my house before

YOU WILL NEVAH GET IN!

[r3d]

Well I could get to either of your houses, in a few days or something. Wisconsin is close, right?

[Doobz]

bah, well, no

[r3d]

You lucked out then

[ho]

doobz said he has mine field in his yard and if i come he will detinate...WAY TO TREAT AN OUTFIT MEMBER

[Doobz]

[Pilgrim]

Time for the voice of age and experience to speak, gather around my children and let uncle Hunter teach you of zen and the art of women...

I, like many of you am a nice guy... it sucks, my saying has always been nice guys finish last, but at least we get to sleep in!

In my mid twenties, I suffered a dramatic realization... you CANNOT be friends with a woman unless one of three things is true...

1) you trully have no attraction to her
2) You are gay as Barney Frank on St. Patricks day.
3) you enjoy getting your nuts kicked in!

At this point I dumped all my female friends who I'd been a support to, and been nice to... and guess what! I stopped paying attention to them, and they started paying attention to me.

So my young padywans, if you find a woman who you love spending time with, who you think is perfect in every way, who makes you feel all tingly, like when climbing the rope in gym class... Then stop being her friend.

Remember, a woman can be a friend to a man, but a man cannot be a friend to a woman, he ends up wanting to boink, and it'll screw it up anyway.

So still be nice, I don't drink, don't smoke, don't do drugs, and barely swear, and yet I get more play simply because I don't smell, seem, or even kinda feel desperate, and I won't be their friend.

I'll be getting out of this game when I get married in a year, so i felt I should pass along my knowledge... and by the way, the woman I'm marrying... was my friend. It took 2 years of ignoring her to get her to realize that the nice guy was really what she wanted. We've been dating for almost 3 years now.

Don't wait for anyone, don't pay attention to someone unless you are getting something back. It sucks, but it's the way it works.

[ho]

tried it hunt...she just fell for another ass and acted as if i was there... :| ... i guess it works in some situation though