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2003-12-21, 12:55 AM
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Don't think I'm just a fat nerd. I'm a fat nerd who's on the rowing team.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-12-21, 01:05 AM
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Not OMG FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT but yes, I could lose some pounds. At least my mom constantly tells me im fat. I don't look fat, but I have a bigger belly than normal.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-12-21, 01:51 AM
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Yeah, this summer my mum found a wonderful way to tell me I'm not fat. She said I just look about three months pregnant.
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 * Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-12-21, 02:24 AM
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I know. My mother is also a bit warped at times.
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* Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-12-21, 02:26 AM
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No, I bought one this summer so I could make smoothies...
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* Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-12-21, 02:56 AM
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Why dont you send them love letters back?
Say something super romantic and cheesy like "When I was opening this letter, I could feel the warmth of love that was put into it, from the machine that is zeroxing them off constatly. Then I opened it slooooooooowly and got a paper cut, the blood was crimson like my heart, wich now shows affection back twards that xerox machine. Oh how I love you, zerox machine #602" Then see how they like it! |
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2003-12-21, 05:42 AM
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* Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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2003-12-21, 03:18 PM
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I do, when I want my smoothies, dammit!
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* Peacemaker licks the PB off UltraViolet Owner of half of Corrosion's body Member of the PSU Seksay Hot club "'There can be no peace between me and you,' Alicibiades said. 'I'll get my own back on you for this another time.'" - Plato "We're neurotic! We've had it!" - Bouncing Souls "Am I the star beneath the stairs? Am I the ghost upon the stage? Am I your anything?" - AFI |
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