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Old 2003-12-19, 12:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Colleges hitting on me....in 10th grade


PSATs are back, and I would have gotten an 1160 on the SAT. I fucking owned the writing section, though. GPA in 9th grade was very close to a 4.0. The curriculum in my school is hardest in South Florida, easy. (Prep school).

I have recieved letters from the following colijes and universi-tees which basically say "Yes! Send me your 10 reasons/instructions on how to navigate colleges/etc. booklet. Insert self-buttering up of college here. Use my first name so much it's obvious that this was a template. Reply by mail in the postage-paid first class roxxor L10 envelope we sent you, or by logging in with this login and password."

The collijes (Location in parenthesis):

Simon's Rock College of Bard (Great Barrington, Massachusetts)
Washington University in St. Louis (St. Louis, Missouri)
Northeastern University (Boston, Massachusetts)
Providence College (Providence, RI)
Columbia University (New York City, New York)
Tulane (New Orleans, Louisiana)
Goucher College (Baltimore, Maryland)
University of Miami (Miami, Florida)
Duke University (Somewhere in the South) also sends me these summer course applications for performance on my ACT (taken 7th grade in talent program)

More are coming in daily.

Dude...how 'bout I FINISH SOPHOMORE YEAR before you open your proverbial legs, K?

Just kidding. This is good news. I'm going somewhere.
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Old 2003-12-19, 01:36 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Ewww, colleges can hit on you?

Anyway, lucky bastard.
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Old 2003-12-19, 01:39 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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When you got teh brains, everyone wants ya.
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Old 2003-12-19, 01:57 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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I went to Columbia. I was thinking about Duke. If you ahve any questions feel free to PM me or reply in the post. My best buddies girlfriend also went to Tulane.
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Old 2003-12-19, 02:17 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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I took the SAT through a talent search program last year(7th grade), and I think I got around a 550 for math and a 550 for verbal.

I got some sort of scholarship for a 3-unit math class at a local college that I can use during my senior year in highschool.(w00t)
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Old 2003-12-19, 03:09 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Oh, get used to it, kiddo. I had letters sophomore year before I took my PSAT. My PSAT score was 132 (it's only out of 160, silly), so I was flooded with college mail.

Relish it, they will offer you scholarships. I had 4 pretty good ones I turned down in order to be closer to my sweetie's school.
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Old 2003-12-19, 04:45 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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i wanna be smart....

FSK! Looks like I have to start trying this semester. No more failing geometry.
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Old 2003-12-19, 04:56 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by TheRagingGerbil
When you got teh brains, everyone wants ya.
If by brains you mean either athletic ability or money, then yes.
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Old 2003-12-19, 04:57 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Originally Posted by eXoSloth
I took the SAT through a talent search program last year(7th grade), and I think I got around a 550 for math and a 550 for verbal.
Johns Hopkins CTY?
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Old 2003-12-19, 04:58 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Old 2003-12-19, 08:56 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Aztec Saying you went to the hardest school in Florida is like ordering a Big Mac and calling it a Filet Mingon.

Also in all seriousness I got a 1220 overall on my SATs Junior year and didn't get in my primary school. Hang in there, school grades mean more in the long run than some standardized test score. You get over 1200 you are golden for almost any school, just have a 90%+ average to back it up. I slacked too much and graduated HS with a 85%.

PS. It's "Colleges NOT Collijes" you might want to learn that before you graduate HS.

EDIT: Also you have to look at all those schools you listed, they are all private, they WANT your money as much as your Brain.
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Old 2003-12-19, 09:32 AM   [Ignore Me] #12
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rofl.. I've gotten all those colleges' letters and more. I took the PSAT in nov or whenever it was, and I took the ACT last week. I get college letters daily. I just toss em.
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Old 2003-12-19, 12:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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My GPA is hovering near 4.4. And thats not all that good compared to some other kids. Fricken over-achievers.
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Old 2003-12-19, 12:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Originally Posted by Onizuka
My GPA is hovering near 4.4. And thats not all that good compared to some other kids. Fricken over-achievers.


Wait for harvard to ask for you! Or princton (or however it's spelled).
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Old 2003-12-19, 12:47 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Stupid new math that allows dipshits to have a gpa over 4.0


And if you want to go start applying... the funny thing will be when you get those rejection letters.

Or as a friend of mine once said after a date: "It's like fueling up a car, getting it all cleaned, and then having it break down a mile into the drive"
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