Funniest One Liners in PS

[Cirkusphreak]

Just starting a small thread to see if anyone else has noticed that people say some of the funniest, off the wall and random things in PS. Screenshots are welcome as are quotes. I'd like to see what you guys sometimes hear/see.Thanks

[Hamma]

STOP BLOWING UP THE GENS NEWB

[BUGGER]

i once saw a sunerer 10 feet off the ground becuase i was lagging (i got pic, but nowhere to host), and some1 said randomly, "i want a turntable".

[NiteTiger]

Said by an outfit mate after I had some fun with an ACE

"Awww, did the big bad MAX get bitched by an infil?"

He made it a macro

[MJBuddy]

"1 infiltrator with a boomer vs 1 AI MAX, dont fuck with the inf"

right after i killed a locked down AI Terran MAX

[Kikinchikin]

"Wow, ANTS should fly."

After dropping out of a galaxy, and landing in a base that was at 0 percent with vanu on every side of the base.

[Lonehunter]

I once saw a TR Infil cicling around a Vanu w/reinforced, and knifing him to death as the Barney just spun around shooting his static gun. Afterwords the Infil simply said, "Bitch"

[MilitantB0B]

Disclaimer: This happened at the END OF BETA.)
Once upon a time, there was a pilot named ObnoxiousFrog. One day, during a battle over a tower on Cyssor., ObFrog flew past a pilot inferior to himself named Zshazz. In a fit of rage and stupidity, Zshazz shoots down ObFrog's already-damaged Reaver for almost hitting him. As ObFrog goes to the nearby Tech Plant to buy a new Reaver, Zshazz rockets his defenseless prey who did nothing. The following convo ensues:

ObnxiousFrog: Why the fuck did you do that?
Zshazz: For flying like a dumbass.
ObnoxiousFrog: So you shoot me down for dodging fire, then rocket me as I go to get a new plane? Brilliant plan, dumbass!
Zshazz: Yea I did think it was a good plan.

So, as ObFrog is zooming off in his new Reaver, he looks at the ground to see if a pilot there is Zshazz. It is, so he darts off upward. Zshazz, in all of his dumb bastard glory, shoots down ObFrog once again. Chat transcript:

ObnoxiousFrog: wtf?!?
Zshazz: U almost hit me while i was repairing, i would have been royally pissed.
ObnoxiousFrog: So....you shot me down for not hitting you?
Zshazz: Yep
ObnoxiousFrog: Once again, brilliant plan, you royal fucktard

OK, now ObFrog is really pissed. He keeps flying over Cyssor, battling TR as they come, when he falls upon a convoy. A convoy of a Sunderer and.....a Reaver. He scans the aircraft, and God-be-damned, it's Zshazz! Already tasting the sweet nectar of revenge on his lips, ObFrog waits, trailing just beyond sensor range. Then, it happens. Zshazz stops to a hover for a few seconds. The few precious seconds in which ObFrog would wreck his revenge. Launching a full salvo of rockets into Zshazz, ObFrog is completely unremorseful to his deed. He ends his job with one solemn word to his opponent:

ObnoxiousFrog: Fucker

nuff said.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Thank you, thank you.
/me bows.

[1024]

I'm still looking for that guy.

DEATH TO ZSHAZZ!!!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

1024, I'm pretty sure he's on Emerald, if he's on at all.

Anyways, to all you new guys, the Zshazz thing s from a now-ancient thread I made called "Tale of a Just TK". Even tho MilitantBob quoted the whole story, there are a lot of funny responses to the story.

BTW, if you put your forum settings to display the threads in the last 100 or so days, said thread is on page 32 near the top....

[1024]

I lvoed that thread. I want it to be a sticky. But im just a little ol' regular poster with A TITLE HE DOESNT WANT!!!

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Sorry, but:
OHSNAP!!

[Airlift]

Here's a fairly funny one: We were somewhere, fighting someone, and one of the guys killed Miir... "I bet he won't make a movie of that"

[RUEN]

Here's a fairly funny one: We were somewhere, fighting someone, and one of the guys killed Miir... "I bet he won't make a movie of that"