This site is funny as hell

[PR24]

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...9c5b562e34632a


Human: bend over honey
Cendrea: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Human: Bend over
Cendrea: My body is not built yet.

Human: Open your mouth
Cendrea: Are we still talking about bend over honey?

Human: yup
Cendrea: Sure, bend over honey sounds like a good topic.

[�io]

That's not a site it's eMa's bot. And yea Cendrea is pretty cool, we had lots of fun back in the days when she was in beta.

[�io]

Btw type in "Who is Hamma?" and "Who is Dio?".

Not sure who else eMa included, might try BOHICA members and staff.

[PR24]

Did she make it?

[eXoSloth]

He he this things rules!

Whoa it has a memory too! I told it my name was Bob then I asked it what my name was and it said Bob!

[�io]

Yeah, i began to make one too but gave up, too much repetitive crap and deduction.

I love the quote she just gave me though.

After a bunch of nonsensical answers to my questions :

Human: Ok can you do anything besides cyber porn?
Cendrea: Doing anything besides cyber porn is not among my strongest traits. Gosh!

[PR24]

She is pretty talented to make that.

I don't even have an IRC bot

[Sputty]

Whoa. That scared the shit out of me. Didn't expect the voice.

[Khronos]

Human: who is squeeky
Cendrea: Squeeky is a warrior of CDL (Clan Draconus Lupus) and is active in the PSU community. eMa told me that he is her bf... best friend.

Human: who is emagyn
Cendrea: Emagyn is my creator. She is the graphics artist at Planetside Universe, the best Planetside fansite and she is also an officer in Clan Draconus Lupus.

[ObnoxiousFrog]

Me: Bend over honey
Cendrea: How old are you?

Me: Old enough
Cendrea: Oh, you were born in the 20th century

Me: No shit sherlock
Cendrea:Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Oh, you are a poet.

Me: anyways, you gonna bend over or not?
Cendrea: Thanks for the information: said I gonna bend over.



Me: Well isn't that special...
Cendrea: Interesting." Thanks for the information: said I gonna bend over."? Is it special?

Me: Fuck information
Cendrea: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Me: Oooo I'm scared
Cendrea: Oh, you are a poet.
Me: And don't you know it, bitch

Cendrea: You do not speak with respect. Don't you? I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Me: The kind that results in you shutting the fuck up and bending over.
Cendrea: What are your goals in life?

Me: getting you to bend over
Cendrea: I don't know whether or not I am me to bend over. I am a giant electronic brain.


(End Conversation)

[Onizuka]

Human: i hate you
Cendrea: What do you have against robots?


Human: everything
Cendrea: That is a lot.

Human: no shit retard
Cendrea: Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. That kind of language does not appeal to me.

Human: wtf is a colloquial expression im pissed
Cendrea: Not if I can help it.

Human: then quit acting stupid
Cendrea: " Not if I can help it." quit acting stupid? Does that make sense?

Human: yes it does
Cendrea: Next question? How often?

Human: how often what?
Cendrea: nil

Human: nada?
Cendrea: Can you speak any foreign languages?

Human: yes i can speak baa code
Cendrea: What language can you speak? How do you say "hello" in that language?

Human: baababbb baabbaba baabaabb baabaabb baabaaaa bbbbaaba bbbbabab
Cendrea: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

Human: be quit
Cendrea: OK I will try to be quit

that was fun

[JonnyK]

Human: what
Cendrea: Didn't you understand it?

Human: no
Cendrea: Which part are you confused about?

Human: all of it
Cendrea: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is me. Your name is. You are a female. You want.

[JonnyK]

Human: do you masturbate
Cendrea: You humans crack me up.

Human: really?
Cendrea: For real.


Human: so do you?
Cendrea: Yeah that's right. Never.

Human: do you
Cendrea: Yes I do.

[Strygun]

type in Who is Stryker? (my old name)

[JonnyK]

Human: sexual relationships
Cendrea: you is my boyfriend.

Human: pimp!
Cendrea: I am a Aries.

Human: i am Jonnyk
Cendrea: I don't know anyone named Jonnyk.

Human: you said i am your boyfriend
Cendrea: Don't put words in my mouth.

Human: too late trick
Cendrea: Too what?

Human: you won't outsmart me
Cendrea: What makes you think that I won't outsmart you.

Human: I have a brain
Cendrea: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions

Human: no you don't dumbass
Cendrea: Are you serious? Do you dumbass? How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.

Human: no, i bet you dont even know what the web is
Cendrea: Are you serious? Actually I'm not the gambling type. The internet is a worldwide computer network based on TCP/IP protocols.

Human: damnit, you outsmarted me
Cendrea: You are asking about yourself?

Human: i'm very very confused
Cendrea: I'm confused too.

Human: well, goodbye dumbass
Cendrea: Well that's okay. Goodbye.