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Old 2003-07-11, 01:50 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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So my grandpa left me 26 years worth of Playboy mags/merchandise....


So, my grandpa was a subscriber to playboy since 1977. He had an extensive collection, each issue dating back to the first he recevied in october of '77 (including such issues as the Pac 10 college edition and some other specialty editions). This adds up to around 400 some odd issues of the Playboy magazine. It also includes calendars, placemats, coffee mugs, and other merchandise. My grandpa always had a sense of huor and i loved him so much, and he always received the magazine each months in a black sleeve which you could not see through. My grandma and mom knew of his collection and he was always excited when a new issue arrived. He recently passed away (september 2002) and left me his whole collection in his will. I was stunned, i thought my mom was kidding when she finally decided to tell me this afternoon.

After the short drive to the sunset storage, we arrived at my grandparents storage garage. After popping it open and sliding the metal door up, i walked into a room of junk. My mom and grandma pointed to it and told me not to open it, and that it wasnt appropriate for me to have them at that age. When i turn 18 i will get everything. I looked inside and saw all the stuff. It was insane, i was so excited and thought my grandpa was awesome for leaving me such a collection. I knew how much it meant to him, and for him to leave it to me means alot.

Being the dirty little perv i am, i had to sneak an issue or two. When my mom and grandma were talking over a cigarette break and i was inside sifting around i snuck an issue, it is good stuff. The proof below






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Old 2003-07-11, 01:52 AM   [Ignore Me] #2
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My parents would have burned all Playboy items in a huge bonfire...and you think Hamma's a Nazi...
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Old 2003-07-11, 01:54 AM   [Ignore Me] #3
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Hamma's a Nazi?

Wait, I want an issue!
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Old 2003-07-11, 01:54 AM   [Ignore Me] #4
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i hate you.

also, please send me some
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Old 2003-07-11, 02:00 AM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Holy crap! Man you had the best grandpa in the world.

Sorry to hear he passed away.

Enjoy the collection in a few years. Make sure you subscribe and get all the back issues so you can have every Playboy printed since 77.
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Old 2003-07-11, 02:02 AM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Since '77......wonder how much that would go for on ebay.

Not that you should sell it or anything..
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Old 2003-07-11, 02:05 AM   [Ignore Me] #7
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disturbingly i personally know other 14 yearolds this happened to
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Old 2003-07-11, 02:06 AM   [Ignore Me] #8
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You act like it's a bad thing.
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Old 2003-07-11, 02:08 AM   [Ignore Me] #9
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My granpa's got tons of playboys, i doubt he'll ever give them to me. My friends dad has playboys all over his house, I love going over there
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Old 2003-07-11, 02:14 AM   [Ignore Me] #10
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ok i am confused...whats good about playboy when you can DL pr0n?........
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Old 2003-07-11, 02:16 AM   [Ignore Me] #11
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Originally posted by -ho-
ok i am confused...whats good about playboy when you can DL pr0n?........

Umm, because the chicks in playboy are hotter?
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Old 2003-07-11, 02:18 AM   [Ignore Me] #13
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but they are just...there eh whatever
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Old 2003-07-11, 03:59 AM   [Ignore Me] #14
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i dont think its the porn itself, (tho it does roxxor)
i think its having sumthing ur not supposted 2 have added 2 the pron that makes it awsome.
if you agree squeeky, plz send 1 copy of 1 magazine to the
"porn for Eine foundation"
PM me for shipping details
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Old 2003-07-11, 04:57 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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Squeeky that has got to be worth a small fortune, serious collectors items there bud. Whatever you do, don't even open them, however tempting it may be and DEFINATELY DON'T splash any substances on them thats likely to stick the pages together
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