What kinda freaky device would you want the most?

[Mr1337Duck]

I'd want an invisible, inaudible floating camera. Like an invisible version of the Camspy in Perfect Dark for N64. Yeah, flying camera, but I can't think of a use for it...

[BUGGER]

i would have many uses for it!

[Mr1337Duck]

I'd just go to some place with a ton of hot women, use the lock-on function. That'd be awesome, you think your boyfriend is the only one watching you in bed.

[1024]

I would want a computer taht makes money legally, doubles as a microwave & lets me order stuff from teh grocery store, has a LAN connection directly to the internet, and makes hoes whenever i want.


Oh and my chair would be the most combforatble toilet you can fathom.

[shinken]

easy, a machine that could make anything i wanted it to and would never break down, who needs money when you have diamonds and whatever else you want

[BUGGER]

u could make ur own army and take over the world with that thing. and to make it better, once u take over the world, u make 10000000 of babes from it to fill in for all the soliers that died.

[Onizuka]

a cheap robotic realdoll

[Mtx]

Originally posted by Mr1337Duck
I'd just go to some place with a ton of hot women, use the lock-on function. That'd be awesome, you think your boyfriend is the only one watching you in bed.

You wanna watch people have sex?

Why not just watch normal porn?

[Spider]

Or why not ask for an android that can change it's body at will and looks and feels like a real woman without the hormone jumps and all the talking

So at one point it can look like Jessica alba and a minute later pam anderson

Oh and it acts like a slave :o does every job when and how you want it!

(auto cleaning if possible so if you hit it two time in the same night you wont do an encounter of your boys! lol)

[EineBeBoP]

Originally posted by Onizuka
a cheap robotic realdoll

you mean you want chii?

[Mtx]

I'd want a device that allowed me to control the emotions of others.

With it I could control the world.

[EineBeBoP]

Id want a device that canceled out the powers of all of yours.

[Mtx]

Originally posted by EineBeBoP
Id want a device that canceled out the powers of all of yours.

I'd wait till you were standing infront of your one true love to activate my machine. What would it do?

It'd make you feel like you had to take a really bad shit.

[EineBeBoP]

but it wouldnt work since my device is constantly on me. (its so small that it flos through my blood stream)
so

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Spider
So at one point it can look like Jessica alba and a minute later pam anderson